BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Mary: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Robin, laying on Mary's lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Kitty: If Humphrey says he'll be ready in five minutes, they will be.
Kitty: No need to remind him every fifteen minutes about it.

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Kitty: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Fanny: *looks down at her watch*
Fanny: Now, how do you know that?

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Alison: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Kitty: What is this "paper art" you speak of?
Alison: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Kitty: ... Alison.

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Julian: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Mike, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.

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Julian: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Humphrey, used to Julian being dumb: Sure...
Julian: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Humphrey: Okay?
Julian: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Humphrey:
Julian: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Humphrey: Jesus, that one is a little-
Alison, interested: No, no, Julian, keep going.

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Kitty: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Captain: Can you come out?
Robin: Yeah gimme a minute...
Robin: Captain, I'm gay.
Captain: I know that. Come out to the car.
Robin: Okay.
Robin: Car, I'm gay.