Alison : Well, remember when Thomas made a romantic dinner for me?
Captain: Alison , they microwaved you a pizza.
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Captain: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Thomas: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Robin, scoffing: Oh, please.
Thomas, to Robin: Hey, how you doin'?
Robin:
Robin: *giggles and blushes*
THE GENERATER IS KILLING ME YALL
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Robin: Know why I called you in here?
Julian: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Robin: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Humphrey: Do you love me?
Thomas: We're literally married.
Humphrey: Yeah, but as friends or—
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Captain: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Alison : Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
Captain: Seize the dick.
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