BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Thomas: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Kitty: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
Kitty: I'm actually very good at mathematics.
Kitty: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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Thomas: I'm sorry for being annoying.
Thomas: It will happen again.

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Humphrey: Croissants: dropped
Julian: Road: works ahead
Mary: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Alison: Shavacado: fre
Kitty: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Thomas:
Thomas: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Robin: Who the fuck-
Thomas: Language!
Robin: Whom the fuck-
Thomas: No.

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Thomas: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Humphrey: Yeah?
Thomas: Bitch.

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Julian: I am your king, long may I reign!
Robin: Well I didn't vote for you!
Julian: You don't vote for kings.
Robin: Well how'd you become king then?
Julian: Alison of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Julian, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Robin: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Humphrey: I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own.
Humphrey:
Humphrey: I feel so bad for them.

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