BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Julian: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Thomas: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Julian: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Kitty: I like you.

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Julian: *holds a gun out to Thomas*
Thomas: I-I don't believe in guns.
Julian: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Julian: ARE YOU-
Thomas: Fucking.
Julian: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Thomas: Fucking.
Julian: IDIOT!
Pat: ...What was that?
Thomas: Alison banned Julian from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Humphrey: Do you want some tea?
Kitty: What are the options?
Humphrey: Yes or no.

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Captain: How does that even work?
Julian, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!
Captain: Your face doesnt make sense.

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Pat: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.
Alison: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

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Julian: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Robin: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Thomas: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Pat: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Mike: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Mary: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.