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Humphrey: Hi-
Thomas: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Mike: Robin, Alison, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Robin, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Alison is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Alison: I love you too :)

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Julian: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Robin: You sleep with a teddybear.
Julian: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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*Humphrey falls over*
Julian: Humphrey! Are you alright?
Humphrey: Is that you, God?
Julian: What?
Humphrey: It's just, you sound a lot more like Julian than I expected.

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