BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Pat: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Julian: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Mary: Fuck you.

Pat, confused and exasperated: Mike, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Mike: Politely.

Humphrey: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

Alison: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Humphrey: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Mike: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Fanny: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

Mary: Evil never sleeps!
Alison: But ugly gets plenty of rest.