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Captain: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Humphrey: Try and calm myself down!
Fanny: Sleep.
Robin: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Julian: I don't.

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Humphrey: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Robin: You hang out with Pat, Kitty, Fanny, and Thomas.
Robin: It's not as high a compliment as you think.

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Fanny: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Mike: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Fanny: How does one turn their emotions off?
Julian: Okay, so first go to settings.
Julian: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Fanny: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Thomas: The fastest way to a Captain's heart is through ch-
Julian: Chest cavity.
Thomas:
Thomas: Cheese.

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