BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Fanny: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Pat: Uh, Alison and Thomas are not getting along.
Fanny: They're not trying to kill each other.
Pat: You may have a point.

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Fanny: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Pat: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Humphrey: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Julian: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Julian: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Fanny: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Mary: Homicide.
Captain: Murder.
Humphrey: Homiecide.

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Humphrey: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Thomas: Ok, Humphrey, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Humphrey: 1917.
Thomas: ...You're ready.

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Fanny: Snow got me feeling some type of way.
Alison: That's hypothermia. 

Fanny: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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Pat: Thomas! I thought you were dead!
Thomas: No, just in deep cover.
Pat: ...But it was an open casket.
Thomas: It was very deep.