Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Mirror Mirror on The Ed (Girls Version) Part 3

[Edna is walking in the lane.]

Edna: "Uh oh, a fence!" [She walks into it.] "Gravy."

Kylie: "Aw, come on, Edna. Ed doesn't say gravy all the time."

Edna: "Buttered toast, then."

Nat: "Toast is so crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap." [Nat blushes embarrassedly as she laughs. Edna, Katie and Kylie laugh too as Kevin and Nazz walk up.]

Kevin: "I don't even wanna know."

Nat: "Greetings, Kevin. A pleasure to look at you. May I inspect your nostrils?"

Kevin: "Get lost, dork."

Nat: "Intriguing. Your apelike qualities ensure your smartness. Let's examine your brain!"

[Nat pulls out a telescope and extends it so it goes through Kevin's ears.]

Kevin: "Hey! That's it! You're meat, dork!" [He chases Nat.]

Katie: "Nat's good, huh guys?"

Sarah: [calling] "Ed!"

Edna: "Sarah?"

Katie: (gasps) "Not Sarah!" [She dives into a bush to hide.]

Edna: "Sarah? Kylie we should—."

Sarah: [seeing Edna from the back] "Ed."

Kylie: (Whispers) Oh crud...

Sarah: [grabbing Edna] "I've been looking for you. Mom said to clean your room!" [She drags Edna off.]

Edna: "Help!"

Kylie: "Aw man!"

Katie: [popping out of the bush] "What a tree sap."

Kylie: "Katie, please do your sister a favor! Please go help Edna! Find the real Eds to help you! I need to help Nat!"

Katie: (Gives her sister a captain's salute) Yes ma'am!

Kylie: (runs to Double D's house to help Nat)

Katie: (goes to way Ed and Sarah's house is located but is stopped by Jonny)

Jonny: "Hiya, Katie. Why is your sister dressed like Eddy?"

Katie:"It's a dare, Jonny. I need to go to Ed's house!" (She thinks of a way to get pass Jonny, she takes out a quarter her sister gave her "just in case" and gives it to Jonny on one condition) "You can keep that quarter if you and Plank pretend to be me and Ramona."

[Sarah kicks open the door to Ed's bedroom and throws Edna inside.]

Sarah: "I'll be back in five minutes!" [She starts to close the door, but stops.] "Cuz Mom said I could!"

[Sarah slams the door, leaving Edna in the grody hole known to us as Ed's basement.]

Edna: [stuck in a chair] "Ugh stupid Sarah, Aw man this sucks."

[Edna looks down and spots a sandwich. The bread is all molded, and it is so old that mushrooms are popping out of the bread everywhere.]

Edna: "OH MY GOSH!" [Edna wrenches herself free of the chair and stumbles backwards into the bathroom. She falls into the bathtub with a plop. When she sits up, she is covered in a strange brown glop–the same glop filling the tub.]

Edna: "What is this?" [She fishes in the muck.] "A ladle? Oh my. IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY!"

[Nat bursts into Double D'a house and slams the door on Kevin.]

Kevin: "Get outta Double D's house!" [Nat runs upstairs, and Kevin opens the door.] "Get out here and take your lumps."

[Nat finds her way into Edd's room and locks the door.]

Nat: "Bingo."

Kevin: [pounding on the door] "Open this door!"

Nat: "Sucker!"

Kevin: "That's it, I'm gonna count to three–"

Nat: "Don't bust an artery, Einstein."

[Suddenly, an alarm begins to blare, and the room strobes with a red light. A recording of Edd's voice is heard.]

Recording: "You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit."
[An Exit sign over the door is flashing. The lock on the door unlocks itself, and the door swings open to reveal a triumphant, viciously happy Kevin.]

Recording: "Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day!"

Kevin: [pounding his fist into his palm] "Oh, you can count on it." [He chuckles evilly.]

Nat: [frightened, while mimicking Double D] "Oh dear. Pain."

(Before Kevin could do anything to Nat, Kevin is knocked out in the back of the head thanks to Kylie throwing one of Double D's objects)

Nat: (happily) "Kylie! Thanks for saving me!"

Kylie: "Heh no problem! I knew you were still in character. I know you and Edna would do the same for me."

Nat: "Speaking of Edna where is she?"

Kylie: "That witch Sarah mistook her for Ed and took her to their house, I sent Katie to go find help and rescue Edna."

Nat: "Let's go to their house to see if we can still save Edna!"

Kylie: "Right! But first."

(We cut to the two girls carrying the still knocked out Kevin and both throw him in the junkyard for him to sleep)

Kylie: "C'mon let's go save Edna!"

(Nat and Kylie both run to Ed's house)

(To be continued)