Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Mirror Mirror on The Ed (Girls Version) Part 1

[The episode starts with Kylie, Nat and Edna running together and jumping over puddles, Kylie is further in the lead]

Kylie: Hey, snails, move it, willya? I'm not getting any younger! [She walks off a cliff.]

Nat: Kylie, stop!

Edna: [running off the cliff into Kylie] Ha I made it with you!

Kylie: (with an irritated look) Edna, if you bump into me one more–

Nat: Um, guys?

Kylie: What?

Nat: Improbable alert!

(Kylie and Edna both realize they're standing on thin air and rush to safe ground.)

Edna: Now what?

Kylie: I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Edna: Hey I got one! (She huddles with the other two girls and whispers her plan)

[A bottle is spinning rapidly in the center of a circle formed by the kids. The bottle stops, settling on Jimmy.]

Jimmy: It's my turn! Luck be a lady tonight.

Kevin: Right. Pick then. Truth, or dare?

Jimmy: Dare me, sucka.

Sarah: Thattaboy, Jimmy!

Kevin: Cool. Let's see. I dare you to...skip your turn.

Jimmy: [realizing he's been played] Darn it.

Kevin: What a sap. [He spins the bottle again.]

[Nat is using a makeshift anemometer to judge the wind's speed and direction.]

Kylie: What's the word, bird?

Nat: Well if Double D taught me correctly, I'm concerned. If he were here with us he'd tell us that the wind conditions aren't suitable for our trajectory. The lean is much too steep for the span.

Kylie: What else is new? Let 'er rip, Edna!

[Edna cuts the rope that was being held by the tree root]

[The three Ed Girls rocket away. They land safely in the lane.]

Edna: I think I almost hit a pipe.

Jonny: Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny. [He is pretending to be a fly.] Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny. Buzz, buzzoow! [He runs into a fence, and all the kids (except Nazz and Jimmy) laugh.]

Nazz: You shouldn't have dared Jonny to buzz off, Kevin.

Rolf: Ah, the artichoke thickens. Are those the better-check-your-wallet Ed-boys?

Kevin: Where? Aw, great. It's their girlfriends.

[The three Ed girls dust themselves off]

Sarah: Who invited them?

Kevin: The dork-ettes came to ruin our game.

Kylie: Truth or dare? I love this game! Who's next? [She spins the bottle.] I gotta warn ya, I'm a pro at this. Siddown, pigeons. [She opens her eyes to see that the girls are alone. Forebodingly, the bottle points away from them.]

Nat: So rude of them!

Edna: It's okay we can play with each other! [She spins the bottle and it points at Nat upon stopping.] Nat Truth or dare?

Nat: Okay, dare, Edna.

Edna: I dare Nat to be Double D.

Kylie: Nat act her crush? Why that's–

Nat: (blushing from embarrassment) Cmon, Edna! You know I can't—

Kylie: Y'know, Nat, it could be quite cool. Why, I'd be amazed if you were to act like Double D.

Nat: Let's see, where do I start? [She proceeds to mimic Double D] The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat.

Edna: Good Double D, Nat.

[Kylie chuckles.]

[Nat pretends to strain to budge the bottle, unable to move it an inch.]

Nat: Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh oh I know. I'll move it with my brain. [She pretends to concentrate.]

Kylie: [holds her laughter] Okay that's little bit harsh but technically true. [She spins the bottle.] Can we keep playing? [The bottle settles on Edna.]

Edna: Oh, boy.

Nat: Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, try your best.

Edna: Well, okay, but only if Kylie will be Eddy.

Kylie: Pfft! You're looking at a great future actress here! I can totally do Eddy, I practiced. [She starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice.] Can it, Double Dweeb!

Nat: Whaddya mean you practiced?

Kylie: Shut up, Sockhead!

Nat: Please, Eddy, you're invading my personal space! [She pushes Kylie away. The trio laugh hysterically.]

Kylie: Well?

Nat: Do Ed, Edna!

Kylie: We're waiting.

Edna: Okay then. Let's see now. [She turns around and manipulates his face. When she faces her friends again, her eyes are spread out across her face.] Buttered toast.

[The Girls laugh again.]

To Be Continued.