Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

It's Way Ed (My Version) Part 1

[Eddy is curled up in bed, snoring away. His alarm ticks and goes off. Eddy reaches out a fist and smashes it. He then throws it into a pile of other smashed clocks near his turntable. He nuzzles back into the covers and tries to sleep. Ed, Double D, Edna, Nat, Kylie and Katie open his door stealthily, however, with the express intent of making mischief. They tiptoe to the middle of the room, and Double D makes some hand gestures.]

Ed: "2, 3, I am going! Aah!"

[Eddy screams, suddenly awakened. It is apparent that Ed, Double D, Edna, Nat, Kylie and Katie have jumped on his bed.]

Eddy: [clinging to his disco ball] "Are you nuts?"

Double D: [lifting the blinds] "It's a beautiful day!"

[The sun shines directly on his disco ball, blinding him and causing him to fall off.]

Eddy: "WAAA! WOOAH!" [He falls onto his bed and pulls the blankets over his head.]

Katie: [laughing] "C'mon Eddy, let's do something!" [She jumps on Eddy's bed while Ed jumps on Eddy.]

Eddy: [groaning] "Hey, what day is it?"

Ed: "Tuesday?"

Double D: [working it out] "Tuesday."

Kylie, Nat, Edna and Katie: (all answer) "Tuesday."

Eddy: "Details, details. Let me check my 'Who To Scam and When' book." [muttering to himself] "Tuesday, Tuesday, Saturday Rolf, Sunday Kevin, Monday..." [he trails off, going into his closet] "Ha! Jonny 2x4!" [while putting on his clothes] "He gets his allowance today!" [He finishes putting his shirt on. Speaking in an evil tone] "Let's pay Jonny a visit."

[We see the lane. Eddy and Kylie peek out from behind a fence. Ed then rolls past to the other side, Katie crawls quickly following Ed. Double D peeks out above Kylie with Nat and Edna. Ed and Katie then peek out from the other side.]

Ed: "Jonny?"

Katie: "I don't see him, guys."

Eddy: "Start searching."

[He sneaks down the lane. The other six follow after him.]

Ed: "Tally-ho!" [sneaking through the trees] "Wait up, Eddy!"

Eddy: [at the end of the lane] "See him?" [Two large planks move past. Many pairs of them move past The Girls noticed the planks moving past although none of the boys notice]

Kylie: "What the?"

Nat: "What are they doing?"

Edna: "What kind of weird circus stuff is that?"

Eddy: [after Ed falls out of a tree] "This stinks."

[Ed finally notices the planks. Eddy notices Plank, taped to one of them, and only then does he see the moving wood.]

Ed: [looking up] "There's Jonny!"

Jonny: [on stilts, scat singing a tune] "Bum ba dump bump bump."

Eddy: "What's he doing up there?"

Kylie: "Doing a circus act I presume?"

Ed: "Hi, Jonny!"

Sarah: [also on stilts] "Look out, Ed!"

Double D: "Hello, Sarah."

Katie: (rolls her eyes at Sarah)

Eddy: "Nice chopsticks."

Sarah: [annoyed] "They're stilts, Mr. Know-Nothing!"

Jimmy: [smug] "Stilt-walking is the latest fad. Everybody's doing it!"