[Sarah and Jimmy are watching a birdhouse while having a picnic.]
Jimmy: Do you think swallows will visit our birdhouse? Sarah?
Sarah: We'd be lucky if a squirrel used it, Jimmy! [a tapping is heard] Jimmy! It's a woodpecker, do you hear it? [looks at Jimmy] Huh?
[Katie is poking Jimmy on the head.]
Jimmy: Aah! What Katie, what did I do?
Katie: Are you watching birds, Jimmy? [Her anchovy breath rushes out, straight into Jimmy's nostrils.]
Jimmy: [waveringly] Fishy breath... [he faints]
Sarah: [leaping on Katie] You're asking for trouble, bub!
Katie: [poking Sarah] Poke poke poke! [She falls off.]
Sarah: [seeing Katie has disappeared] Where'd she go? Fathead.
Katie: [offscreen] YEE-HAA!
Jimmy: Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Katie: [sticking his head out of the birdhouse like a cuckoo bird] YEE-HAA!
Jimmy: Sarah! She's gonna scare the swallows!
Sarah: Katie, get out of there!
Katie: [pops her head out] Why? [pops it back in]
Sarah: Cause I said so.
Katie: [repeats] Why?
Sarah: Cause you're bugging us.
Katie: [repeats again] Why?
Sarah: Cause you're stupid!
Katie: [and again] Why?
Jimmy: Why doesn't she just go away?
Eddy: [making the scene] For a lousy quarter, let us get that Katie off your back.
Sarah: Get lost, Eddy!
Jimmy: But Sarah, think of the swallows!
Sarah: [rolling her eyes] Oh, brother.
Jimmy: [giving Eddy a quarter] Swallows are beautiful.
Eddy: Ed, fetch!
[Ed runs off and pulls the tree down to eye level. He then wiggles his way into the birdhouse and throws out Katie. He then carries Katie off and disposes of her over the fence.]
Katie: Hee hee! I'm having so much fun I can't stand it!
Ed: [adorned with the remnants of the birdhouse on his body] Katie has left the building!
Double D: Are we through yet?
Eddy: [patting Double D's cheek] Just stand there and look pretty. NEXT!
[Rolf is eating a sandwich. The ingredients seem to consist of lunchmeat, tentacles, and lettuce.]
Double D: [peeking out from behind Rolf's shed] I'm not sure about this, Eddy.
Eddy: Whaddya talking about? [He walks back to a large box. Apparently Katie is contained in it.] Double D, provoke our creation.
Double D: Boy Eddy, provoke? Those tutoring lessons must be paying off. [He slides back an opening in the door.]
Katie: YEE-HAA! [Double D sticks a broom in.] Poke poke! Why? Why? Why? [With each why, she yanks Double D's head against the door.] YEE-HAA! [Double D pulls the remnants of the broom back.]
Eddy: Stand back! [He lifts the door and Katie jumps out.]
Katie: Hmm.
Eddy: [in a stage whisper] Go get him, tiger!
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Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)
FanfictionEver since I made my two EEnE OCs, I've decided to make some fanmade stories on the show! I hope you all enjoy!
