Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Look Into My Ed (My Version)

[A sign is shown. It shows some kind of wheeled vehicle over the words "Candy Store". The girls: Edna, Kylie, Nat and Katie are beside the sign, apparently waiting. We then cut to a vehicle. Double D is inside, while Ed is pulling it like a horse. Eddy is sitting on top, holding the reins.]

Eddy: "Whoa! WHOA!" [Ed stops by the sign.] "All aboard." [The girls board.]

Katie: "Goodbye."

[Ed stands there panting until Eddy blows a horn in his ear.]

Eddy: "Next stop, the candy shop!" [He blows the horn again, and Ed takes off.] "Whoa! Ha!"

[Ed heads up an incline.]

Kylie: "Isn't riding the bus fun, Katie?"

Katie: [just smiles]

[The bus crests the hill and starts going down.]
Eddy: [not sure about Ed's speed] "Easy there, big boy."

Ed: "Heads up, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Huh?" [He looks up to see low hanging branches, each of which hit him.] "Oh! Ow! Ow! Whoa!"

[Inside the bus, things are getting chaotic. The girls are having trouble keeping their balance. On the outside, the bus is going faster than Ed. This leads to Ed being pressed against the bus' front, unable to control its speed. The girls start to scream.]

Double D: "Ed, do you think you can slow down a bit?"

Ed: [shaking his head] "Uh, No." [He slips down and goes under the bus.]

Eddy: "Huh?" [He fumbles with the ropes and finds the empty bit.] "Not good." [He sees Ed stranded on the sidewalk a ways back.]

Nat: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Eddy: "Waooh!"

Double D: "Eddy?"

Eddy: "Women and children first!" [He and Double D jump out of the bus and grab onto a tree branch, leaving the girls to their fate.]

[We later see the girls except Katie all looking hurt after the crash. Thankfully they're all okay. The girls although are upset as they look upset at the Eds]

Double D: "I'm afraid this may constitute a refund?"

Kylie: [mad] "You're dang righ-"

Edna: [hushes and stops her from doing anything bad]

Ed: [coming up to them] "Hey, what are you guys doing up there?"

Eddy: "Knitting sweaters, you maniac! What are you doing?"

Double D: "Look!" [A mail van goes by.] "The mail's here!" [getting a package out of his mailbox] "Oh boy! Mail!"

Ed: "Is it for me?"

Eddy: [grabbing the package] "It's for me!" [He tears open the paper.]

Double D: "But Eddy–"

Eddy: [looking at the book that was delivered] "A book?" [He tosses it away.]

Double D: "Hey!" [He grabs it.] "It's my new psychology manual!"

Katie: [tries to pronounce psychology]

Eddy: "Why do you read that mumbo-jumbo stuff?"

Double D: "It covers the latest techniques in abnormal human behavior." [pointing to an inkblot] "Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind."

Eddy: "Money!"

Ed: "Book!"

Edna and Nat: "Um.."

Kylie: [still irritated] "Comfortable with homicide."