Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Eds of The Lost Treasure (Part 3)

(We cut to The Eds in the desert)

Double D: Hmm...we're right about here.

Ed: At the cotton balls?

Eddy: Ed will you quit it! They ain't cotton balls!

Double D: I don't see anything

Ed: Look Eddy, I was right! That looks like a cotton ball around here.

Eddy: I don't see anything either.

Double D: Hey, look!
A tumbleweed!

Ed: Oh! I get it!

Double D: Yes Ed, These things on the map aren't cotton balls.

Eddy: Nope.

Double D: They're tumbleweeds. Lots and lots of tumbleweeds.

(The Eds get hit with tumbleweeds at times)

Eddy: Ooof!

Ed: Whoa! Ooof! (Spits out a tumbleweed that got caught in his mouth)

Eddy: We're never gonna get across!

Double D: We just have to try to outsmart them!

Eddy: Outsmart them? How?

Double D: Watch this! (He ducks to avoid the tumbleweeds) Missed me!

Eddy: Oh, we get it!

(Both Eddy and Ed start dodging and ducking)

Ed: Missed me, too!

Eddy: Over!

Double D: And under!

Ed: And under...

Eddy:...and over!

Double D: Double over!

Eddy: Triple under!

Double D: Hey, we're almost across!

Eddy: C'mon guys!

Ed: We made it!

Eddy: A few measly tumbleweeds can't stop us! C'mon! We're going to beat those girls

Double D: To the flying gem for sure!

Ed: Absolutely for sure!

(We cut to Kylie, Nat and Edna at a bridge over a cliffside river)

Nat: A river!

Kylie: Let's see if it's on the map! See? Maybe those little  wavy lines are a river.

Edna: So you think that bridge is safe?

Kylie: I think.

Nat: It's a cute little bridge

Kylie: Yeah, That will take us across the river.

(They make it halfway until the bridge starts making creaking noises and starts to fall apart, Edna, Nat and Kylie try to make it just in time before the bridge breaks and the girls are hanging on to it)

Nat: That was not a cute little bridge.

(We cut back to The Eds)

Eddy: Hey Double D, Is there a hill
on the map?

Double D: Let's look. Well, there is this
little pile of sand, Right here. It must be this hill.

Eddy: The path leads right over it.

(They look at the big sand hill)

Double D: This is not a little pile of sand.

Ed: This is a big pile of sand.