The Ghost and The Eds

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Special Guest: Beetlejuice (Animated version FYI)

Beetlejuice: [floats around bored out of his mind as fog passes by him] Ugh! Nothing in the Netherworld! Nothing here! Bored out of my mind! And even worse fog! I can barely see my own nose. [gas is sprayed in his eyes] Urrgh! [Screams after noticing the unseen cliff, only seen seconds after, Beetlejuice falls down] Arrgh! [Continues falling, falling through a basketball hoop before hitting the ground] That sucked! [He takes out a cell phone to dial someplace in the Netherworld] Hello? Look I'm gonna be chilling in the upper world here unless someone takes me back to the Netherworld after saying my name three times! (He looks around Peach Creek and The Cul-De-Sac) Knowing this place I feel like someone here familiar lives here. (He continues talking on his phone) My location where I'll be staying? Business or residence? [sees The Websters' House where Kylie is taking a bubble bath in her bathroom while Nat and Edna are playing with Katie] Residence. [Kylie is drying her hair wearing a pink robe and slippers as the Beetlejuice comes up and scares her through the floor] Argh!

Kylie: Oh my gosh! A ghost! [curls into a ball] What are you doing in my house?

Beetlejuice: I'm stuck here bored out of my mind until someone says my name three times to take me back. Until then, I'm here to haunt ya! [laughs maniacally, and ghostly snake "tongues" come out with evil grins. Kylie screams with a woman background screaming and runs to Double's D house while still wearing her bathrobe and slippers]

Kylie: Double D! Double D! [knocks on the door] Double D! Help! [Double D opens the door and Kylie continues to knock but on Double D's face]

Double D: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ee! Ow! Ee! Ooh!

Kylie: [she pants] Double D, you have to help me! There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house!

Double D: [muffled and grabs Kylie's arm] Kylie, how many times do I have to tell you? I don't believe in ghosts or the supernatural! Stop acting like your little sister! [closes door]

Kylie: Eddy! Eddy! Eddy! Eddy! [Eddy opens up his door] Eddy, you gotta help me! There's a ghost... [Eddy immediately becomes scared and closes his door]

(Nat and Edna run to Kylie)

Nat: Kylie, you okay?

Edna: We heard you yelling about a ghost? Something wrong?

Katie: [Yelling offscreen] Help! Someone is touching me!

The Girls: Katie! [opens the door and all three gasp]

Kylie: Don't you dare hurt my little sister!

Beetlejuice: Aw, I just wanted to hold the little squirt. [Kylie shows teary eyes, then snaps out of it. Katie just keeps smiling as Beetlejuice tickles her a bit] Cuchie-Cuchie-Coo! There, there. BJ's not gonna hurt ya. I love me little kids. [The girls smile sheepishly, Beetlejuice takes Katie to other room where various murder sounds are heard making it seem like Beetlejuice is murdering Katie.]

Kylie: [screams and rips out some of her hair as Nat and Edna try to calm her down, the door to the other room opens and we see Katie is okay and not hurt]

Katie: Kylie? [The Girls look down at Katie] I'm okay!

Kylie: [relieved and happy] Oh thank goodness! (Hugs Katie, and looks angry at Beetlejuice) Don't do that too me! That's flesh and blood you're messing with!

Edna: Kylie, are you seriously gonna tell him to not mess around like a toddler?

Kylie: (realizing what Edna means)

Beetlejuice: [cackles] Nothing better than giving a good scare! [laughs]

Edna: It's okay, Katie. [a spooky Netherworld-like background surrounds Beetlejuice and the four girls]

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