Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

You Can't Do That On Television, Ed (Part 2)

Kylie: How the heck did you even get a TV show, guys?

Eddy: We grabbed ourselves a camera and after several hours of construction on our set, we made a show.

Edna: Kylie, The boys' show is on a public access web channel. Anyone can have one.

Eddy: Yeah, Eddy's Funhouse is actually replacing The Bad Audio Podcast Show.

Kylie: Eddy, you, Double D and Ed already do nothing around the house and now you're wasting more time with this nonsense.

Eddy: Geez, you're still getting on our humps about this?

Ed: (laughs) You said hump.

Double D: And yes, we do help out around here.

Eddy: Yeah just this morning I changed Nat's diaper and I sent her off to school. Boy, can she kick, but she left here spotless.

(We cut to The Eds' doing their show, we see their children audience on their set consists of kids from Katie's Preschool)

Eddy: Hi, kids, I'm Eddy.

Double D: I'm Double D.

Ed: And I'm Ed!

Preschoolers: Hi, Eds!

Eddy: We're going to have so much fun on Eddy's Funhouse today, but before we begin, your friend Eddy wants to sing you a song. (He grabs a guitar and sings) ♪ What makes you so special? ♪♪ The fact that you are special ♪♪ But if everybody's special ♪♪ That kinda waters it down ♪♪ So some of you ain't special ♪♪ I can tell you who is special ♪♪ Like you and you ain't special. ♪

(He stops singing)

Eddy: And you are and you're not.

(We cut to another segment on their show)

Ed: Okay, kids, it's story time here on Eddy's Funhouse. Today's story is Pretty Ladies in Beautiful Costumes.

Eddy: Ooh, that's a classic, Ed.

Ed: Once upon a time, some chick in a miniskirt in front of me in the parking lot walked into the local Convention Center, and she looked like this. Everybody see this? Everybody see how pretty she is?

Eddy: She walked out of there lookin' mighty fine if I do say so. Now, before we show you this next one, has anyone here ever heard of a Maid Cafe?

(We cut to yet another segment on The Eds' show)

Double D: I know we have a lot of yuks here on Eddy's Funhouse, but one thing that's not fun is a bully. Now, how many of you kids out there have ever gotten bullied?

(The Eds see a hand rise up and they see Jimmy is one of the audience members)

Eddy: Aw, come on up here and tell us about it, champ.

(Jimmy walks up)

Jimmy: Well, my name is Jimmy, and I'm quite fond of ballet. One time I tried out for Football in my ballet shoes, and the other kids made so much fun of me, I wet my pants.

Eddy: What, wait, what, like pee? How old are you?

(Jimmy whispers his age to Eddy)

Eddy: Aah, too old! Too old to be peeing yourself, Baby Pee Pants. All right, you kids finish him off.

(After that we cut to The Websters' House)

Nat: Hey, what do you got there?

Katie: Oh, I'm just playing with some Lee Logs.