Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Mirror Mirror on The Ed (Girls Version) Part 2

(We then cut to Katie in the front yard, she has set up a little makeshift stage for herself. Her toys and plushies are all set up as an audience.)

Katie: (comes out behind the makeshift stage's curtains) "Hello everyone! For my first trick (grabs a little golden rod for a wand) I am going to—"

Rolf: (pushes Katie out of his way, Katie falls on her bottom as her magician hat releases confetti from inside) "Out of the way!"

Katie: (gets herself back up) "Rolf! Why would you do that? I was trying to practice for my preschool's show!"

Rolf: "Rolf has no time for this! Where is your sister?"

Katie: "What am I? Her sidekick?"

Rolf: "Yes."

Katie: "Oh lemme show you the backyard, she's probably playing with her other girl friends." (She giggles)

[Rolf enters the backyard to see Ed's clothes stumbling around with a watering can on their head.]

Rolf: "Ho ho! There you are, one shy of a full deck Ed-boy! Rolf requires your assistance." [He pulls the can off to reveal Edna.]

Edna: "Who is there?"

Rolf: "Imposter! You are not Ed-boy!"

Edna: "Gravy."

Rolf: [confused] "Hmm."

Nat: [wearing Double D clothes and a black sock on her head] "Pardon me, Rolf, but I have compost a theory. Once upon observation of this small rock, I have discovered actually mutated from a big rock. Intriguing."

Edna: [running like Ed] "Haw haw haw!" [she slips.] "Man... Ed has horrible posture."

[Rolf turns his head to see Kylie, dressed like Eddy, lounging in a chair.]

Rolf: "Lady Kylie-Girl!" [He hurries over.] "Rolf requests the presence of your beautiful feet, as it is time to squish the raspberries."

Kylie: "I'll help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy boy."

Rolf: [scratching his head] "What?" [He grabs Kylie.] "Your shenanigans try Rolf! Come, as the raspberries will spoil." [He runs off with Kylie.]

Nat: "Oh dear."

Edna: "Look at him go, Double D."

Nat: "That leaves just I and you. Ed, now that they've left, let's make fun of Eddy behind his back."

Edna: "Like we always do?"

Nat: "Ah hah! Got you!!"

Edna: "Don't be so gullible, Nat. Or as Ed would say, 'Gravy!'" [She runs after Rolf.] "Haw haw haw!"

Nat: "Wait for me. I'm slow and out of shape!"

Katie: (secretly watched the whole conversation with the four kids, she goes back to her makeshift stage) "Excuse me, our show will be on hold. I can't miss this silliness!" (She puts down her magician hat and follows Rolf and the other girls)

[A chicken is pecking at the dirt. Suddenly, Rolf's shoe lands beside it.]

Rolf: "Hurry! as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Kylie-Girl."

Kylie: "Let's sell the squash for cash."

Katie: "Kylie? What are you doing? Why are you dressed like Eddy?"

Kylie: (notices Katie, she goes to her level and whispers to her) "Actually me and my friends are playing a game. So pretend I'm Eddy like we are acting in a play and I'm a different character."

Katie: "Ooohh." (She smiles giving her sister the okay hand gesture) "I'm gonna stay and watch you guys, this is so funny! (She sees a chicken) "Chicken!" [hugging it] "Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! Kylie look at the chi—" [They both see Edna.]

Kylie: "The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it. Stupid."

Nat: "Excuse me, Eddy. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals."

Edna: "I love chickens, Eddy."

[The Girls laugh heartily. Rolf, who is stomping the raspberries, glares at them.]

Rolf: "Kylie-Girl!"

Kylie: [poking Edna] "Wake up, Monobrow."

Edna: "Oh right. Yes. Ahem." [turning around to face Rolf] "I am Ed."

Rolf: [hassled] "You are not Ed-boy! I must have the pretty Kylie-Girl here now. So please, Kylie-Girl, raspberries to squash! Thank you."

Nat: "Rolf said thank you! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?"

Kylie: (Whispers to herself) "I hope this part doesn't make me look bad for my friends." (Talks aloud) "Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan." [She pulls Nat's sock over her and walks behind Edna.] "Hey, burrhead. I will now inflict pain on you."

Edna: "What?"

[Kylie swings Nat, knocking Edna into the raspberry silo.]

Edna: "Buttered toast?"

Rolf: "No butter, raspberries! Squish the fruit, slowpoke Edna-Girl. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst!"

Nat: "Eddy, I too am thirsty."

Kylie: "Yeah I'm quite partial."

Edna: [calling from the muck] "Parched! The word you're looking for is parched!"

Kylie: "Yeah right Lumpy! Parched is a fish!"

Nat: "Intriguing."

Rolf: "You are not Ed!" [ranting] "You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet!"

[Suddenly, the berry juice begins to drain from its container.]

Kylie: "You know what they say, Double D." [She shoves Nat's mouth to an opened pipe on the side.] "If you're thirsty, take a drink." [Nat chugs it down and swells up.] "Gee, Double D, you really let yourself go." [She jumps on Nat, and Nat spits the pipe out.] "Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D."

Katie: [walks up to Kylie] "You really think He's a genius?"

Nat: "Hey I'm Double D! I'm the genius!" [A red-tinted Rolf opens Nat's mouth and climbs out.]

Kylie: "I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy!"

[The four girls laugh.]

Rolf: "Rolf has never been so confused."

(To Be Continued)