Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Three Eds In A Tub

[At The Websters' house, Katie is playing happily but starts rubbing her eyes because she's a tiny bit drowsy until the clock, showing 5:00 PM, dings.]

[The Eds, babysitting Katie yet again, run into the room]

Double D: Katie! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time!

[Katie's pupils shrink, knowing she doesn't want to, not because she doesn't feel like it or doesn't like bath 'cuz she don't. She wants to take a nap instead so she won't get cranky]

Double D: Come on dear, let's go get the water started.

Ed: Splish-Splash Katie!

[Katie stays and the Eds notice]

Eddy:...You're gonna have to get in that tub, Katie. Alright, Katie, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, [Katie looks nonchalant] or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... [Katie just stares]

Ed: That means no. [laughs]

Double D: It appears she doesn't want to get clean. Katie, don't you wanna freshen up?

Katie: [shakes head no, while she doesn't speak at times and stays quiet most she wants to do it later after her nap]

Eddy: So that's how you wanna play it, huh?

[Later the Eds try some things to get Katie to the tub]

Eddy: Katie! Check out this new toy. Fetch! [throws the ball to Katie. The toy boomerangs back to The Eds and Double D reads the box] Huh?

Double D: "New" Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works!

Eddy: Hmmm. [throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits all three Eds in the heads]

[Later]

Ed: Holy smoly! Big bad boom!

Eddy: [with a bomb strapped to his, Double D and Ed's chests] Katie! There's a bomb strapped to our chests! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath! [Katie doesn't react]

Double D: Please...? [the bomb explodes as The Eds are covered in black smut]

[Later we see The Eds and Katie sitting on the floor with Double D rubbing Katie's head]

Double D: I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages! [pictures of a bathtub, a shower faucet running, and a bar of soap come up, then a weird picture of anime versions of Kylie, Nat and Edna appear and we return to the four with Katie with a shocked look and the boys looking embarrassed] Sorry you had to see that.

[Next]

Eddy: [on the phone] Hello, Sad Little Orphanage? I've got a naughty girl here who won't take a bath. [a person on the other side is talking] What? Can you say that again? [Katie crawls away] Slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language! [hangs up]

[Next, we see the Eds playing leapfrog]

Ed: Hey, Katie! How 'bout leapfrog? Wee-hee! Okay, your turn. [accidentally flips Katie into the wall and slightly hurting Katie, then we see Katie with parts of her bandaged]

Eddy: Hey, Kid! How 'bout some leapfrog? [Katie punches Eddy in his groin]

[Next we see Eddy holding a dollar]

Eddy: I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! [Johnny comes in taking a bath and takes his dollar]

[We see the three Eds dancing in front of Katie]