Double D: Eddy, let's just try to relax. Perhaps we can drown out their noises with a little TV... [turns on TV to see a show with boxes on a conveyor belt in a factory]
Male TV narrator: It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly- [changes the channel to an old professor talking about a box equation on a chalkboard]
Professor: The equation is illustrated here by this box- [changes the channel to a soap opera with a man and woman]
Man: I couldn't afford a present this year... so I got ya this box. [holds up a box]
Woman: That's what I got you! [holds up another box]
Eddy: Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?! [changes the channel to a boxing match on TV]
Announcer: And welcome back to Championship Boxing.
Eddy and Double D: [chuckle in hope] Heh-heh.
Eddy: I guess this is okay. I mean, it's not really about boxes.
[two boxes go at each other in the ring]
Eddy: (looks unimpressed as Double D just facepalms) I give up.
Astronaut inside Ed and Katie's box: 3... 2... 1... blast off! [a loud rocket takes off noises are heard from the box]
Double D: [fascinated] How are they doing that?! That was the most realistic space launch I've ever heard! There must be an explanation.
Eddy: Totally! Think, Eddy, think! [imagines Ed and Katie are giggling so much]
Katie: Shh! [grabs a tape recorder to play music with real rocket sound effects] Eddy's such a jerk. [both laugh]
Eddy: Laugh at me, huh?! [opens the box with Double D once again] All right, where is it?
Ed: [comes out of Eddy's green hat box] Here I am!
Katie: Where's what, Eddy?
Eddy: Don't "Where's what, Eddy?" me! Where's the tape recorder?
Katie: We don't have a tape recorder, Eddy!
Eddy: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Eddy!" me!
Katie: But we don't!
Ed: [holds up a small, white, rectangular box in his hand] We have a tape recorder box.
Eddy: [takes the small, white box from Ed and throws it offscreen] All right, Double D C'mon!
Double D: Make way you two, please.
[They both get into the box]
Katie: Welcome aboard, Eddy and Double D! You've just set sail on the S.S Imagination where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you wanna go first?
Eddy: No, no, don't mind us. Me and Double D just here to observe.
Double D: Yea indeed!
Katie: But guys, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is about! It's about imagination!
Eddy: All right, fine! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I wanna arm-wrestle and find the treasure of One Piece! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV!
Katie: Okay, Eddy! Robot Pirate Island it is! [she and Ed close their eyes and make pirate and robot sounds]
Ed: [imitates robot] Beep-beep-beep.
Katie: [imitates pirate] Arrgh.
Ed: Beep-boop-bee-boop.
Katie: Ahoy, matey!
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Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)
FanfictionEver since I made my two EEnE OCs, I've decided to make some fanmade stories on the show! I hope you all enjoy!
