[The Eds look over the fence. All the kids are at the party, having fun. Even Kylie, Edna, Nat and Katie are there although the former three are skeptical knowing how these kids are to Male Eds]
Eddy: Wow. Everyone's here! [he eyes on Kylie in her cute bathing suit for a couple seconds]
Ed: Looks like fun! [He tries to climb the fence.]
Eddy: Hold on, Mr. Happy! [He pulls Ed back.] The entrance to a party is everything. Lesson Number One:... [They huddle.]
[The Eds enter, screaming and yelling all the way. Eddy, in a show of over-the-top bravado, dives for the kiddie pool where Jimmy is situated. Jimmy screams, but Eddy overshoots the pool and slides on the grass. His friends land on top of him. It would be a nice stunt if they didn't run into a table and end up collapsed in a heap. Edna, Nat and Kylie look shocked at their stunt]
Sarah: [annoyed] Oh, great!
Kevin: What are you guys doing here?
Eddy: [wearing his towel like a cape] Isn't it obvious?
Katie: [yelling offscreen at Eddy] Super Pooper!
Eddy: [looks irritated at Katie]
Sarah: Who invited them?
[The Kids all eye on the Ed Girls suspiciously]
Nat: [embarrassed] Oh lord.
Edna: [quietly] Just keep calm Nat.
[Kevin takes a wet sponge and scrubs off Eddy's chest hair.]
Eddy: Aah! My pencil chest hairs!
Kevin: Hey, check out the- [Eddy grabs the waistband of Kevin's trunks and wedgies him.]
Nazz: [approaching them as they're about to come to blows] Now boys, relax. Have fun. It's a party.
[Kevin and Eddy simultaneously melt. Nazz laughs it off.]
Kylie: [at Eddy looking gushy at Nat, irritated] Ugh, pfft!
Sarah: [to Ed, who is sitting on the sprinkler] Get your big butt off the sprinkler! [Ed shifts just enough to send a spray of water into Sarah's face.]
Katie: [laughing at Sarah getting sprayed with water] Ha ha!
[A large spread of various foods is seen on a table. Rolf is salivating over a pig's head.]
Jimmy: Um, what is that?
Rolf: Stuffed pig's head. A favorite of my country.
Jimmy: Well, I brought a quiche! [He shows it off to Rolf.] Mmm. Yummy.
Rolf: [frightened] It is the food of the- [He waggles his lips with his finger and runs off.] THE PARTY IS CURSED!
Sarah: [to a crying Jimmy] Don't worry, Jimmy. I like quiche!
Double D: Hey, Eddy, catch! [He and Ed throw burgers at Eddy, all of which he catches and eats. As a finale, Ed throws the pig's head into Eddy's mouth. He then throws Double D at him. Edd hits Eddy in the stomach, causing the pig's head to pop out. The head hits the table and bounces, finally ending up in Jimmy's quiche.]
Eddy: Enough goofing around. If you wanna get noticed, you gotta mingle. Schmooz. [He pushes them to the table.]
Sarah: Look at this mess.
Edna: Meh we weren't hungry anyway! [she, Nat, Kylie and Katie giggle]
Kevin: [Looks at The Ed Girls giggling] You girls are a circus.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)
FanfictionEver since I made my two EEnE OCs, I've decided to make some fanmade stories on the show! I hope you all enjoy!
