Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Shoo Ed (My Version) Part 1

[Kevin opens what is presumably a car's trunk. He is in the junkyard. He pulls something out–specifically, an air freshener in the shape of a tree–but then frowns, as it wasn't what he was looking for.]

Kevin: Awesome! [He pulls a bike pedal out. It is revealed that he was looking in the hood of a car.] Just what I was looking for. [The sound of someone cracking their knuckles is heard. Angrily] Who's there? [The junkyard is eerily silent.] This place gives me the creeps. [He turns around to see Ramona immediately in front of him, startling him.] AAH!

[Kevin trips over something, landing on an ironing board. This board surfs down a mountain of junk until it crashes into a washing machine, launching Kevin head-first into another mound of rubble. His legs pop up out of a toaster on the top of the heap.]

Katie: Whatcha doin', Kevin? Did you lose something? Maybe he lost something, Ramona. What's that, Ramona?

[Ramona stays silent]

Katie: [to Kevin] Ramona says you should be more careful not to lose things.

Kevin: [kicking the toaster off his foot] You're bugging me, kid. Take a hike!

Katie: [holding out a toilet seat] Did you lose this, Kevin? [from behind another trash heap] Hey, Kevin, Ramona found a bedspring! [from yet another heap] Kevin, do you like that shoe? [right behind him] Kevin, whatcha doin'?

Kevin: Chill, and hang with me. [pointing into the distance] OVER THERE!

Katie: Really? [way too excited] Let's hang, Ramona! Whatever that means. [she runs off]

Kevin: What a leech.

Katie: [coming back] Hoo-hoo! Kevin! We found a bike! We found a bike! [She rides by on Kevin's bike.]

Kevin: [chasing her] "That's MY bike! GET BACK HERE!

[The Eds are sitting on a curb, glumly.]

Double D: "Relish the fine summer's day, Eddy. Absorb the solitude of the cul-de-sac. The aroma of fresh-cut grass.

Eddy: [grumpily] It stinks. I'm bored.

Ed: I forgot to wear underwear, guys.
[The other Eds stare at him before returning to their original positions when Katie comes in, riding the bike. She uses Ed as a ramp, and lands on Double D and Eddy. She then drives off.]

Ed: Hi, Katie.

Kevin: [exhausted] Come back here with my bike!

Ed: Hi, Kevin.
Kevin: That kid's really bugging me.

Eddy: Check it out! Kevin's talking to himself.

Double D: Seems as though Kevin's at wits end!

Kevin: [still to himself] Man, I'd give anything to get rid of that twerp.

Double D: [seeing Eddy get an idea] Oh dear. Ed! Eddy's got that insidious look again!

Ed: Eddy should eat more vegetables. [Eddy then runs excitedly to the centre of the conflict.]

Kevin: Quit fooling around, Katie! Mess up my paint job and I'll pound ya! [sees Eddy next to him] Whadda you looking at?

Eddy: [smugly] I hear you'd give anything to get rid of Katie.

Kevin: [grabbing Eddy by the nose] Get a life, dork. [He lets go of Eddy's nose.]

Katie: Stop tickling me, Ramona. [A crash is heard. A bike wheel rolls onscreen and settles by Kevin's foot. Kevin picks it up, the spokes are mangled, and the wheel is bent.]

Kevin: So, you're telling me you can get rid of her?

Eddy: Going rate's a quarter.

Kevin: I'll give you a nickel.