Ed, Edd n Eddy (My Version/Headcanon)

Ed Edd n Eddy's Road to Peach Creek Pt 2

Kylie: If Montgomery Clift, who was in From Here to Eternity with Burt Lancaster, who was in Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon, who was in White Palace with Kevin Bacon. There.

Edna: Nice, nice. Except that was James Spader in White Palace. Moron.

Kylie: Hey... I just need some time to think, all right.

Eddy: Yes, you've got lots to think about. Public drunkenness, grand theft auto.

Nat: You left out the part where You smash your head on the steering wheel.

Eddy: I don't remember...

Double D: (smashes Eddy's head on the steering wheel horn)

Eddy: (sarcasm) Ha ha ha yeah. Well. I suppose I walked right into that one.

(Back at Peach Creek at The Websters' House)

Petra: (picks up her house phone) Hello.

Kylie: (calling her mom from a pay phone) Mom. Hi, it's Kylie.

Katie: Let me talk to her.

Edna: (hushes Katie)

Petra: Kylie! We were just on our way to the airport. Is everything OK?

Kylie: Yeah. Everything's fine. We traded in our 6 plane tickets for 6 train tickets. Yeah. Apparently you can do that.

Katie: Give me the phone!

Eddy: Quiet you little punk!

Double D: Eddy!

Kylie: Little cutie's a bit cranky, But I'll give her that kiss.

Katie: (grumbles)

Kylie: See you in three days.

Eddy: Let's go. Oh, man. We gotta disappear, and quick.

(A truck passes them and they disappear only to be seen on the side because they don't jump on the truck)

Ed: Maybe we shoulda jumped on that truck.

(The six kids walking down the side of the road)

Ed: I say, there's a plane!

Kylie: Wow Ed! If there's a plane, there's probably a pilot. And if there's a pilot, there must be a bar. I can get a soda.

Southern Man: I don't trust you. You put your seed in my daughter's belly. You're fired.

Southern Son: But, Pa, you can't fire me.

Southern Man: You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you.

Kylie: Excuse me, sir. Me and my gal-pals are experienced crop-dusting pilots. You can trust us completely. Our male friends are too young to put a seed in your daughter's belly and we're of a different gender.

Southern Man: You're hired.

(We cut to the six kids in a plane, they try to drive it but the wing fall off when crash accidentally before they take off)

Katie: Boy, will your face be red when they find the black box on this one.

(We cut to the six kids riding in a big truck with a couple Mexicans)

Double D: So saturate the soil twice a day. That's why my oranges haven't been coming in.

Kylie: Hola, uh- Me llamo es Kylie. Ah, let's see. Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.

Edna: Hey not bad Ky!

Mexican: That was pretty good. But when you said "Me llamo es Kylie", you don't need the "es". Just "Me llamo Kylie".