ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

21# ᴢᴏᴍʙɪᴇ ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ

Cornlover🌽
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen right now, what would be our first move?

Rikijackson
Probably barricading ourselves in here and waiting for us to die

Heerizzler
No way, we need to make a run for the nearest grocery store and stock up on canned goods and Twinkies

Yoursassycutie🎀
Twinkies? Seriously?

Heerizzler
Yeah! Those things last forever

Jakeyjakey
I say we head for the mountains. Less people, more space to hide

Yoursassycutie🎀
And risk getting eaten by bears instead? No thanks

Simpforsunoo
What if we commandeered a tank and just drove around like Mario Kart?

Cornlover🌽
That's... surprisingly practical. I like it

Jakeyjakey
Alright, so we're going with the tank plan, then? Great, just need to find a tank in this apartment building

Heerizzler
I'll be the driver!

Rikijackson
And I'll be in charge of snacks. Can't have a zombie apocalypse without snacks

Yoursassycutie🎀
Let's not forget about the most important question here: who's gonna die first?

Heerizzler
Obviously not me. I've been training for this moment my whole life!

Jakeyjakey
Please, we all know it's gonna be Ni-ki. He'd trip over his own shoelaces and end up as a zombie

Rikijackson
That's not true!

Simpforsunoo
I think it's gonna be Jay. He's too busy daydreaming about Jungwon to notice the zombies sneaking up on him

Cornlover🌽
Tf are you talking about?

Jungwon
I bet Sunoo would be the first to die. He can't even survive a day without his skincare

Yoursassycutie🎀
I agree 😔

Heerizzler
Alright. Let's talk about who we'd sacrifice if we had to

Yoursassycutie🎀
Well, obviously we'd sacrifice the slowest runner, right?

Rikijackson
Agreed. Survival of the fittest and all that

Heerizzler
So, who's the slowest runner among us?

Jakeyjakey
I think it's pretty clear that it's gonna be Sunoo

Yoursassycutie🎀
What? No way! I'm like the Usain Bolt of this group! Haven't y'all seen that one En o'clock episode?

Simpforsunoo
Well, there's only one way to find out.. Race around the apartment building, last one back gets sacrificed!

Cornlover🌽
Sounds like a plan. Let's go!

Jakeyjakey
Who just tripped over the stairs?

Cornlover🌽
Ni-ki..