Jungwon
WHO. LEFT. THE WINDOW. OPEN.
It smells like something died in here!
Cornlover🌽
Maybe something DID
Simpforsunoo
It’s giving rotting corpse but make it gourmet
Jakeyjakey
Ok wait is it coming from the kitchen or the living room??
Yoursassycutie🎀
Not the fridge, I checked. Nothing alive in there
Jungwon
WHY WOULD YOU SAY ALIVE
Rikijackson
I swear it smells like burnt noodles with… undertones of gym socks
Rikijackson
Jake? 🤨
Jakeyjakey
It wasn't me, okay!
Cornlover🌽
Nah sounds like Heeseung's cooking
Heerizzler:
Um excuse me?? I haven’t cooked noodles in like three months
Simpforsunoo
Why do you know the exact timeline, babe
Jakeyjakey
Ok I’m investigating
Jakeyjakey
Oh no. Guys, I found it
Yoursassycutie🎀
Don’t be dramatic what is it
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Jakeyjakey
Who the fuck put this crusty musty dusty ass instant ramen cup in the fridge?
Cornlover🌽
I JUST GAGGED
Jungwon
WHO DID THIS
Jakeyjakey
look closely
Jakeyjakey
Handwriting on the cup says:
“Don’t touch – Hee”
Cornlover🌽
HEESEUNG, DEFEND URSELF!
Heerizzler
Ok in my defense, I forgot about it after… well… everything
SimpforSunoo
Everything = playing video games for 8 hours straight?
Heerizzler
…
Rikijackson
Bro that thing’s a biohazard now
Cornlover🌽
Tou invented a new species in our fridge
Yoursassycutie🎀
Should we name it
Jakeyjakey
NO WE’RE THROWING IT TF OUT
SimpforSunoo
I vote “ram"
Cornlover🌽
ramenjamin
Rikijackson
ramenuel
Jungwon
STOP NAMING IT AND PUT IT IN THE TRASH
Heerizzler
Can we have a small funeral tho
Jakeyjakey
This isn’t a funeral, this is pest control
Cornlover🌽
Plays the Titanic flute version mp3 in chat
SimpforSunoo
Rest in peace Raenmenathan Lee, taken from us too soon (or too late idk)
Rikijackson:
Who’s making the memorial PowerPoint
Jungwon
NO ONE. IT’S LEAVING THE HOUSE NOW
Jakeyjakey
I’m bleaching the frduge. If i die, tell my mom I died as a hero
Yoursassycutie🎀
Tell her you died in the ramen wars of 2025
Heerizzler
Bye lil guy. sorry I abandoned you for so long 😔
Cornlover🌽
And that’s why we don’t trust Heerizzler with pets
SimpforSunoo
or food
Jungwon
or anything
Heerizzler
<3
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ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT
FanfictionA chaotic group chat made by Jungwon, who had no idea what kind of messy chaos he was unleashing.. Highest ranking: 🥇#1 sunsun 🥇#1 jaywon 🥇#1 jake 🥇#1 heejake 🥇#1 sunoo 🥇#1 Heeseung 🥇#1 Jay
