ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

85# ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴄʀɪꜱɪꜱ

Jakeyjakey
GUYS, I made new friends 🥰

Jakeyjakey
Meet Felix and Bang Chan! I ran into them at the boba place, and we vibed so hard I needed to add them to the GC

Cornlover🌽
You WHAT

Heerizzler
Strangers. In here. Bold move, my friend

Jakeyjakey added Felixlee🐥 and Bangchan🐺

Felixlee🐥
Hi

Bangchan🐺
Hey! Thanks for the invite 😄

Simpforsunoo
Are we just adding random hot people now? Because I'm not opposed

Yoursassycutie🎀
Do you guys even know how unhinged this GC is

Jakeyjakey
That’s the charm

Bangchan🐺
So uh... is “Jungwon” the only one here using his real name?

Jungwon
Yes..?

Bangchan🐺
Why? Everyone else got nicknames. “Cornlover,” “Heerizzler,” even “SimpforSunoo”

Bangchan🐺
And then there’s just... Jungwon. Explain?

Jungwon
I didn’t think I was gonna be targeted like this

Felixlee🐥
He’s shy!! Leave the baby alone 😭

Bangchan🐺
No no I’m just curious. Why real name? Why not something like “Jungswag” or “WontonWonie”?

Jungwon
I don’t know? I just didn’t think about it

Simpforsunoo
#justiceforjungwon

Bangchan🐺
Interesting. How long have you been in this group chat?

Jungwon
Since it started??? 😦

Bangchan🐺
And not once were you like “hmm... maybe I should spice it up a little?” 🤨

Jungwon
I didn’t know I was supposed to

Yoursassycutie🎀
Chan why are you interrogating him like he’s applying for a passport

Heerizzler
Bro’s holding a flashlight under his chin right now like “Who do you work for, Jungwon?? What’s your username agenda??”

Jungwon
I’m just trying to survive

Heerizzler
We’ve all been screaming into this chat for months and Jungwon’s just now being psychologically profiled

Bangchan🐺
I’m just saying, a good username builds character. Identity. Vibes. “Jungwon” is giving… LinkedIn

Simpforsunoo
HELP 💀

Felixlee🐥
I think it’s cute and very reliable. Like someone who keeps Band-Aids in their bag🥹

Jungwon
I DO

Yoursassycutie🎀
OF COURSE YOU DO. JUNGWON IS OUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOY ❤️

Jakeyjakey
Okay but now I need to know what usernames Chan would give us

Bangchan🐺
Okay okay wait

Bangchan🐺
Jake = Jakeybreakyheart
Sunghoon = SimpAndSuspicious
Riki = Rik-i-diculous
Jay = Corn4Life
Jungwon = Jung-gone 🫡
And Yoursassycutie = Yoursassymenace