ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

65# ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴋɪꜱꜱ

Rikijackson
Guys, I learned this new phrase today. Ever heard of a French kiss?

Jungwon
Wait. What?

Cornlover🌽
Uh, yeah... why do you ask? 😨

Rikijackson
I don’t know! It just sounds cool. Like, imagine me going up to someone and saying, "Hey, want a French kiss?"

Jakeyjakey
Dude 😧

Heerizzler
Ni-ki, uh... maybe don’t say that to anyone

Yoursassycutie🎀
Wait, do you even know what a French kiss is?

Rikijackson
Not really. Is it like, a fancy way to say bonjour?

Jakeyjakey
Oh no. This is gonna be bad..

Simpforsunoo
Someone stop him before this gets worse

Rikijackson
What? It’s probably just, like, kissing with a French accent, right?

Cornlover🌽
With a what?

Rikijackson
I mean, like Ooooh la la, mwah mwah? 😘

Heerizzler
Ni-ki... seriously, stop

Yoursassycutie🎀
This is so awkward

Jungwon
Ni-ki, I’m begging you... just don’t say that out loud in public, okay?

Rikijackson
You guys are acting super weird! It’s just a kiss, right?

Jakeyjakey
Who's gonna tell him?

Yoursassycutie🎀
I’m not explaining this to him. Nope, not happening

Simpforsunoo
Me neither. I can’t do it. Not today

Jakeyjakey
Ni-ki, how do I say this... it’s not what you think it is

Rikijackson
Oh come on, it can’t be that bad. You guys are making such a big deal over nothing!

Cornlover🌽
Trust me. You don’t want to say that without knowing what it means

Jungwon
Jay’s right. Let’s just leave it at that 😇

Rikijackson
Okay, now I have to know what it means. Hold on, I’m googling it!

Heerizzler
Ni-ki, don’t-

Simpforsunoo
Oh no. It’s too late 😮‍💨

Jakeyjakey
Here we go...

Rikijackson
...

Yoursassycutie🎀
And there it is 😘

Rikijackson
WAIT, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS?!

Heerizzler
Yup. Now you know

Rikijackson
You guys let me joke about that and didn’t say anything?!

Jakeyjakey
We were trying to save you from this exact moment 🙄

Jungwon
We tried, Ni-ki. We really did..

Cornlover🌽
Yeah, but you insisted on googling it, dumbass

Rikijackson
I thought it was just some fancy kiss! You know, like bonjour and croissants and—oh my god..

Simpforsunoo
Well... lesson learned, right?

Yoursassycutie🎀
I don’t think he’ll ever recover from this

Rikijackson
I’ll never be able to look at a French baguette the same way again 💀

Jakeyjakey
Baguettes are ruined for you forever now, huh?

Rikijackson
Yup. I’m scarred

Heerizzler
Hey, at least you’re better informed now! Educational moment 😎

Rikijackson
Hold up. You guys have done this French kiss thing, right? I mean, you're all couples...

Jungwon
What? 😨

Cornlover🌽
Oh my god, we are not talking about this

Rikijackson
Come on, now I’m curious! You’re telling me you’re together but you’ve never tried it?

Jakeyjakey
This is not a group chat topic!

Heerizzler
Yeah, some things are private, you know?

Rikijackson
Oh, come on! We're all friends here! No need to be shy 😎

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'll just pretend I didn't read that

Simpforsunoo
Same

Rikijackson
Sunoo, don’t act all innocent now! You’ve been in a relationship for, like, forever. I’m sure you’ve at least considered it!

Yoursassycutie🎀
We’re not answering this, Ni-ki! Drop it, seriously 😭

Rikijackson
Oh, come on, just a yes or no! It’s not that deep!

Cornlover🌽
It’s literally that deep..

Jungwon
Jay, make him stop, please

Cornlover🌽
Ni-ki, my guy... boundaries. We’ve gotta talk about boundaries 😪

Rikijackson
You sound like my mom

Cornlover🌽
I literally am your mom 🥹

Rikijackson
Okay, nvm

Yoursassycutie🎀
This is the most awkward conversation ever 😭

Rikijackson
Okay, okay, fine. I’ll drop it... for now 😏

Jungwon
For now?!

Rikijackson
I know some of you have tried it. You’re not fooling anyone 😎