ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

81# ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ

Yoursassycutie🎀
Guys. I tried a new serum. I think I made a mistake..

Heerizzler
What kind of mistake?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Like… my face is burning. But in a cute way?

Jakeyjakey
What does that mean???

Cornlover🌽
Define "cute burning."
Like candlelight? Or lava?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Somewhere between jalapeño and emotional breakdown

Jungwon
WHERE ARE YOU

Yoursassycutie🎀
Bathroom..

Jungwon
Omw

Jungwon
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU GLOWING LIKE THAT

Rikijackson
Is that a filter or did your skin enter another dimension

Jakeyjakey
YOU LOOK LIKE A FRESHLY BAKED CINNAMON ROLL

Yoursassycutie🎀
It said “intense resurfacing overnight miracle peel” 😍

Jungwon
WHY DID YOU BUY SOMETHING WITH “PEEL” IN THE NAME?? YOU’RE NOT AN ORANGE

Heerizzler
You look like you moisturized with battery acid

Cornlover🌽
Try putting aloe on it. Or yogurt.
Or like, just dunk your whole face in a lake

Yoursassycutie🎀
It’s fine!!! The pain means it’s working!!! ✨

Jungwon
That’s what people say right before they go blind

Jakeyjakey
Be honest, did it smell like chemicals or vibes

Yoursassycutie🎀
Like hope. And possibly gasoline

Rikijackson
You just KNOW the label was in French with no actual ingredients

Yoursassycutie🎀
It said “rejuvenez votre âme.” I think that means “anti-aging”?

Jungwon
THAT MEANS "REJUVENATE YOUR SOUL" WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SPIRITUAL ESSENCE ON YOUR FACE

Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh

Simpforsunoo
Can confirm. He looks radiant but in a haunted doll kind of way

Simpforsunoo
Love you, though 😘

Yoursassycutie🎀
...

Jakeyjakey
You’re not glowing. You’re shimmering like a cursed crab

Heerizzler
Did you patch test?

Yoursassycutie🎀
No but I spiritually believed in it

Jungwon
I’m picking you up. You’re going to the dermatologist. We’re putting an end to this

Rikijackson
Put toothpaste on it. Trust me

Yoursassycutie🎀
You know damn well I ain't trusting you

Rikijackson
Trust, I'll promise it'll work 🙏

Yoursassycutie🎀
Ok

Cornlover🌽
Ok?

Jungwon
DO NOT PUT TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR FACE

Yoursassycutie🎀
Too late. Minty

Jakeyjakey
He’s gonna smell like spearmint for the next 3 days

Heerizzler
The babies at the store will cry when it looked at Sunoo

Rikijackson
Where tf do these babies come from?!

Simpforsunoo
Bold of you to assume that baby could HANDLE the glow

Cornlover🌽
What brand was it???

Yoursassycutie🎀
“EvoluSkin-X69.5”

Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh, and the package had pictures with snail venom and moonstone extract 🥰

Jungwon
I’m calling the police

Jakeyjakey
That’s not skincare. That’s potion

Rikijackson
Where'd you even get that from?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Temu! 😊

Heerizzler
Nahh

Rikijackson
Did you at least get the free iPad?

Yoursassycutie🎀
What

Rikijackson
Nvm

Jungwon
We are banning you from buying anything with a crystal on the label

Yoursassycutie🎀
Fine. Next time I’ll just be ugly 😤

Jungwon
I didn’t say THAT 😭 You’re just not allowed to chemically exfoliate your entire soul again

Cornlover🌽
So when’s the funeral for your pores?

Simpforsunoo
They’re not dead. Just spiritually overwhelmed

Jakeyjakey
Sunoo: ✨too bright for this world✨
Also Sunoo: ✨literally burning✨

Yoursassycutie🎀
You guys are mean. But also thank you for your emotional support during my transformation

Jungwon
No more transformations unless I supervise them

Rikijackson
Next time try water. Just water. Maybe ice. Or toothpaste

Cornlover🌽
Or nothing. Do nothing. Just breathe and hope

Yoursassycutie🎀
If beauty is pain… then why did I almost lose my face? 💔