ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

67# ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ

Heerizzler
Sooo... Jake and I have an announcement

Jakeyjakey
That’s right! We’re getting married! 💍

Jungwon
Wait, WHAT?!

Cornlover🌽
Hold on, is this for real? When did this happen??

Simpforsunoo
What?! I didn’t even know you guys were thinking about marriage! 😱

Yoursassycutie🎀
OMG, this is so exciting! When’s is it?? Do we get to help plan it?! 😍

Heerizzler
Well, we’ve been talking, and we thought, why not take the next step?

Jungwon
But... married?

Cornlover🌽
I feel like I missed a chapter

Jakeyjakey
Yeah, well, life moves fast! 💨

Rikijackson
I'm speechless

Heerizzler
Oh, come on, you guys can’t be that surprised! We’re basically made for each other 💕

Yoursassycutie🎀
Have you picked a date? A venue?!

Jakeyjakey
Actually... we’re planning to do it... at home!

Jungwon
What

Cornlover🌽
Wait, what? A home wedding..?

Yoursassycutie🎀
In the living room? With a fake aisle?! Please don't tell me you’re serious! 😭

Heerizzler
100% serious!

Rikijackson
So, let me get this straight. You’re planning to host a fake wedding at home?

Jungwon
You can’t be serious. You want us to witness this "home wedding" where? The kitchen? 😶

Jakeyjakey
Exactly! Why spend money on a fancy venue when we have the perfect spot at home? 💡

Yoursassycutie🎀
Aww, I thought this shit would be real 😕

Jakeyjakey
Sorry, Sunoo :(

Rikijackson
But there will be real snacks, right? I don’t want fake cake for your fake wedding

Heerizzler
Don’t worry, the cake’s going to be very real. We'll bake it ourselves!

Rikijackson
That's even worse-

Cornlover🌽
Are we really going to watch you two get fake married in your living room?! 🫥

Jakeyjakey
Absolutely!

Jungwon
This is the weirdest thing ever. But, somehow, I want to see it..

Yoursassycutie🎀
I’m already picking out a cute outfit to wear while I watch 💁‍♀️

Simpforsunoo
Wait, can I be your fake best man? I’ll stand next to the fridge or something 😇

Yoursassycutie🎀
Wtf

Jakeyjakey
You’re officially fake best man, Sunghoon!

Jungwon
I can’t believe I’m agreeing to this, but... count me in. Let’s make this the best home wedding ever 🥳

Yoursassycutie🎀
Honestly, I was kind of getting emotional thinking this was real, but still, I’ll join the fun 🥹

Cornlover🌽
Yeah, I was all excited for an actual wedding…

Simpforsunoo
Same! I was ready to cry at some real vows. But hey, a fake wedding could be fun too, I guess 😕

Rikijackson
Okay, I’m not gonna lie, this is weirding me out a bit

Jakeyjakey
Relax, Ni-ki! It’s all just for fun

Heerizzler
Yeah, just think of this as a rehearsal for the real wedding someday!

Rikijackson
Rehearsal..? 😰

Jakeyjakey
Yup!

Rikijackson
Still weird. But if it means real cake, I’m in..