Heerizzler
A PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM
Rikijackson
New pet?
Heerizzler
NO, HELP ME GET IT OUT
Jakeyjakey
Just open the window?
Heerizzler
YOU THINK I DIDN’T TRY THAT?! IT’S JUST FLYING AROUND LIKE IT PAYS RENT
Yoursassycutie🎀
Calm down, it’s just a bird
Heerizzler
THEN YOU COME DEAL WITH IT
Cornlover🌽
Catch it and set it free?
Heerizzler
OH SURE, LET ME JUST GRAB IT WITH MY BARE HANDS LIKE I’M SNOW WHITE
Simpforsunoo
I’m crying, please send a video 😭
Rikijackson
Actually, yeah, film it. We need proof
Heerizzler
I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE AND YOU WANT CONTENT?!
Simpforsunoo
Yes?
Jungwon
Just stay still, it’ll fly out eventually
Heerizzler
IT JUST LANDED ON MY DESK. WE’RE MAKING EYE CONTACT
Jakeyjakey
Maybe it likes you?
Heerizzler
I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR A BIRD FRIENDSHIP
Cornlover🌽
Name it
Heerizzler
WHY WOULD I NAME IT? IT’S NOT STAYING HERE
Yoursassycutie🎀
But if you had to name it…
Heerizzler
Jeff
Simpforsunoo
JEFF THE PIGEON?? LMAO
Heerizzler
JEFF JUST FLAPPED HIS WINGS AT ME I THINK HE UNDERSTOOD
Rikijackson
You’ve made an enemy for life
Heerizzler
GUYS. IT’S WALKING TOWARD ME. I DON’T LIKE THIS
Jakeyjakey
Maybe Jeff has something important to tell you
Heerizzler
OH GREAT, NOW I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER IN A PIGEON PROPHECY
Simpforsunoo
Have you tried bribing it? Maybe it’ll leave if you give it food
Heerizzler
I AM NOT FEEDING THE INTRUDER
Jungwon
What if it never leaves..?
Heerizzler
DON'T SAY THAT
Cornlover🌽
You might have to accept Jeff as your new roommate
Heerizzler
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I AM GETTING A BROOM
Rikijackson
Violence isn’t the answer
Heerizzler
JEFF JUST JUMPED ON MY BED, I’M USING THE BROOM
Jakeyjakey
Bro’s about to sword fight a pigeon
Heerizzler
IT DODGED. HOW DID IT DODGE??
Rikijackson
LMAO this bird has Ultra Instinct
Cornlover🌽
You have to respect Jeff at this point
Heerizzler
I RESPECT NOTHING. I’M LOSING A BATTLE TO A PIGEON
Jungwon
Have you considered apologizing? Maybe Jeff is offended
Heerizzler
I’M NOT APOLOGIZING TO A PIGEON
Jakeyjakey
Maybe it’s mad you didn’t name it something cooler
Heerizzler
JEFF IS A PERFECTLY FINE NAME
Rikijackson
Jeff disagrees
Heerizzler
OH MY GOD IT JUST POOPED ON MY KEYBOARD. I’M GONNA CRY
Simpforsunoo
Nah, that’s personal
Cornlover🌽
Jeff just declared war
Heerizzler
I AM THROWING A BLANKET AT IT
Jungwon
That’s your big plan?
Heerizzler
YES. JEFF IS CONFUSED.
Jakeyjakey
Now’s your chance, Hee
Heerizzler
I’M OPENING THE WINDOW. JEFF IS LEAVING. I REPEAT, JEFF IS LEAVING
Yoursassycutie🎀
SUCCESS!
Heerizzler
IT’S OVER
Rikijackson
Heeseung 0 - Jeff 1
Heerizzler
I hate all of you.
Simpforsunoo
But don't you miss him? 🤧
Heerizzler
I AM BLOCKING YOU
YOU ARE READING
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