ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

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Jakeyjakey
Someone explain why I just saw Heeseung on Tinder?!

Yoursassycutie🎀
WHAAAAAAT

Simpforsunoo
ohhhh we got CHEATERS in the CHAT??

Jungwon
Wait. Wait hold on. WHAT?

Jakeyjakey
Quote: "Looking for a duet partner lol"
DUET. PARTNER.

Heerizzler
NONONONO

Heerizzler
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR

Yoursassycutie🎀
Didn't realize we were poly-lingual now... duetting with strangers??

Heerizzler
It was a DARE!

Heerizzler
Like... from JAY. A while ago. I literally forgot it existed. I didn't even open it since. It was supposed to be funny!!

Jakeyjakey
A dare? From JAY?

Cornlover🌽
HI. HELLO. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING.
Yes, that did happen. Yes, it was my idea. BUT. We were in the laundry room, bored out of our minds. It was like a dumb 10-minute who-gets-more-swipes thing.

Heerizzler
Nothing serious. I swear!

Jungwon
Jay. Jay. I love you, but what in the actual emotional sabotage was that idea???

Cornlover🌽
I thought it would be funny!! Like Tinder Olympics!! We were just clowning. No one messaged anyone. And I used a fake name- Ella. With fake interests. I even said I hate corn. It was all fake!!

Jakeyjakey
SO YOU DID THIS. You put MY boyfriend on a dating app!

Jakeyjakey
And his profile looked SO hot he just matched with friend, who sent me a screenshot that said:
"Uhhh... should I be concerned?"

Heerizzler
OKAY but like I didn't match on PURPOSE?? The app did that!! I didn't swipe right!! Or maybe I did but like DAYS ago! I didn't mean to!!

Jakeyjakey
YOU'RE MESSY. And JAY! Don't think you're escaping this

Cornlover🌽
Me???

Jakeyjakey
YES, YOU. You're out here Tinder-punking my man AND making yourself a 5'7 corn-hating girl named Ella?? That's not a prank. That's an identity crisis.

Simpforsunoo
Ella got lore now omg

Yoursassycutie🎀
You gave her a fake height?? You're sick for that

Jungwon
Jay, I'm gonna need you to uninstall Tinder, delete Ella, and go stare at a wall for 10 minutes. In silence. With shame.

Cornlover🌽
Fair.

Jakeyjakey
Also Jay, what's wrong with a normal dare?
Truth or dare? Spin the bottle? Go eat ketchup straight? Why is your first thought "let's emotionally destabilize the group dynamic with TINDER?"

Heerizzler
We really didn't think it through...

Jakeyjakey
You didn't THINK at all And I have to sit here explaining to strangers that no, my man is not single, he's just got the worst impulse control on the planet

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'm CRYING

Simpforsunoo
Y'all belong in jail. Tinder jail. Where you match with no one and the bios are just your mistakes.

Cornlover🌽
I formally resign from dare-making privileges

Jungwon
Revoked. Indefinitely