ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

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Jungwon
Can everyone be serious for a second? I wanna talk about something kinda important

Yoursassycutie🎀
Wait is someone dying??

Cornlover🌽
Who hurt you

Jakeyjakey
Is this about that time Sunghoon said your playlist was "mid"? bc I told him not to

Jungwon
No one’s dying, no one hurt me, but like, can we not make this a circus for five minutes??

Simpforsunoo
omg it’s serious serious

Rikijackson
Ok go ahead, I'm DEFINITELY listening

Jungwon
Okay. So..

Jungwon
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how we handle things as a group and I feel like sometimes we kinda steamroll over each other’s feelings, you know?

Heerizzler
Ok but can i just say, I'm literally pooping rn

Heerizzler
Continue though

Jungwon
...

Jakeyjakey
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Yoursassycutie🎀
HEESEUNG

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU COULD’VE JUST NOT COMMENTED

Heerizzler
You said be honest! This is my truth 😔

Jakeyjakey
Bro said safe space and immediately traumatized us

Cornlover🌽
Now I can’t even focus

Cornlover🌽
I’m just picturing him squatting on the frickin toilet

Heerizzler
i’m not squatting, okay? This is a proper throne situation! 😾

Rikijackson
🚨 BATHROOM CHAT BAN
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Simpforsunoo
Me reading this while trying to eat grapes: 🍇😰

Jungwon
CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK ON TRACK

Heerizzler
Go ahead! i’m present! Spiritually if not physically

Jakeyjakey
No bc the physical is TOO present rn

Jungwon
ANYWAY

Jungwon
I’m trying to say I care about y’all and I want us to communicate better. Y’know?

Heerizzler
You’re so right

Heerizzler
We roast bc we love but sometimes I get lowkey sad too

Heerizzler
Also I just dropped my phone on the floor and now i’m panicking

Heerizzler
BUT, you’re right Jungwon

Yoursassycutie🎀
Did he just emotionally validate AND drop his phone mid-poop?? Multitasking king

Cornlover🌽
This whole thing feels weird rn

Rikijackson
Jungwon: “Guys let’s be more emotionally open!”

Simpforsunoo
Heeseung:

Rikijackson
Next time just schedule the meeting when he’s not on the porcelain battlefield

Heerizzler
Okay rude.. but i flushed, let's move on

Jungwon
You know what

Jungwon
I tried. Forget about what I said

Heerizzler
Wait don’t be mad! 😭

Heerizzler
I meant everything I said!! My heart AND my colon are clean

Yoursassycutie🎀
I AM SOBBING

Cornlover🌽
I feel like I need bleach in my eyes

Jakeyjakey
New rule: no deep talks while someone’s in the bathroom

Yoursassycutie🎀
Agreed

Jungwon
Also: therapy, but group chat edition, is OVER

Simpforsunoo
Nooo, this was our bonding moment 🥺

Heerizzler
I truly feel closer to everyone when chatting with y'all

Rikijackson
Maybe a bit too close

Jungwon
Blocked

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Based on this WONDERFUL conversation you can see: I'M LITERALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #pleasehelp 🙏 😍