Yoursassycutie🎀
OK. Weird question. Can TVs turn on by themselves?
Jakeyjakey
Why?
Yoursassycutie🎀
BECAUSE OURS JUST DID
Rikijackson
Nah, see, this is why I told y'all we should've saged the dorm.
Simpforsunoo
Wait, wait, what's it playing?
Jungwon
Why does that matter?!
Yoursassycutie🎀
A cooking show
Heerizzler
Oh great, we got a chef ghost. Does it take requests?
Cornlover🌽
Maybe it's trying to tell us we need to eat better
Jungwon
Or it's mad about the disaster y'all made in the kitchen last night
Heerizzler
OKAY FIRST OF ALL, that was an experiment
Jakeyjakey
No, it was a war crime. The smell still haunts me
Yoursassycutie🎀
CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT THE TV TURNED ON BY ITSELF??
Rikijackson
Have you tried turning it off?
Yoursassycutie🎀
OBVIOUSLY. IT TURNED BACK ON
Simpforsunoo
Oh, we're being haunted-haunted
Cornlover🌽
Hold up, maybe it's just the remote messing up? Where is it?
Yoursassycutie🎀
On the table. Not even close to me..
Jakeyjakey
What if one of us is sleepwalking and watching TV?
Heerizzler
If anyone's doing that, it's Jungwon.
Cornlover🌽
True
Jungwon
Why me??
Heerizzler
You have the quietest footsteps
Jungwon
I hate this dorm
Rikijackson
What's it playing now?
Yoursassycutie🎀
A documentary about ancient Egypt???
Jakeyjakey
Oh, we got a smart ghost. Educated ghost
Cornlover🌽
I respect that
Yoursassycutie🎀
NO. WHY ARE Y'ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL?!
Jakeyjakey
Have you considered asking it yes/no questions? See if it responds by changing channels 🙂
Yoursassycutie🎀
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Heerizzler
"Ghost, if you want us to leave, switch to a horror movie."
Yoursassycutie🎀
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Simpforsunoo
Imagine if it actually does
Jakeyjakey
Nah, if it puts on Paranormal Activity, I'm packing my bags
Yoursassycutie🎀
I'M UNPLUGGING IT.
Heerizzler
Bold move
Yoursassycutie🎀
OK. IT'S OFF!
Rikijackson
...
Cornlover🌽
...
Simpforsunoo
...
Jakeyjakey
WHAT IF IT TURNS BACK ON
Yoursassycutie🎀
PLEASE DON'T SPEAK THAT INTO EXISTENCE
Jakeyjakey
Hey, uh. The TV just turned on again...
Heerizzler
PACK. YOUR. BAGS.
Yoursassycutie🎀
WE'RE MOVING. RIGHT NOW
Cornlover🌽
Or hear me out - maybe we should just let the ghost vibe?
Heerizzler
What?
Rikijackson
Jay, you're literally the first one to cry when experiencing paranormal activity
Cornlover🌽
...
Jungwon
If it starts watching our security cameras, I'm out
Yoursassycutie🎀
If it starts playing The Conjuring, I'm sleeping outside
Simpforsunoo
If it starts playing Dora the Explorer, I'm befriending it
Heerizzler
Sunghoon, wtf?
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