ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

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Jakeyjakey
NAH. I'm packing my bags. I'm moving out. GOODBYE!

Yoursassycutie🎀
It's 3am, did you see a ghost??

Jakeyjakey
NO. WORSE. I WOKE UP AND SUNGHOON WAS STANDING IN MY DOORWAY

Heerizzler
SIR?????

Jakeyjakey
And then he slowly walked to the foot of my bed and whispered...

Jakeyjakey
"Where's the strawberry duck?"

Rikijackson
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Jungwon
I'm sorry the what duck?

Jakeyjakey
I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING. But he just turned around and walked out

Heerizzler
Not the strawberry duck... again 😭

Yoursassycutie🎀
WAIT. He's done this before??!

Heerizzler
YES. Two nights ago he wandered into my room and tried to rearrange my socks while humming Baby Shark

Jungwon
Okay THANK YOU. I wasn't going to say anything but he literally sat cross-legged on my floor last week, in the dark, whispering "mirror juice"

Rikijackson
WHAT THE HELL IS MIRROR JUICE 😨

Heerizzler
I'm crying 😭

Jakeyjakey
HE PINCHED MY CHEEK AND SAID "squishy like melon" 😇

Jakeyjakey
HELLO?!

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'm crying real tears this is so cursed

Jakeyjakey
I love that man but if he shows up again at 3am I'm dropkicking him into the hallway

Cornlover🌽
Why is he haunted like this? Who cursed him???

Jungwon
No more late-night ramen for him

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'm locking our room door tonight. I don't care if he's my bf

Heerizzler
If I see him at the foot of my bed, I'm just gonna lay down and accept it. Too tired to fight a sleep demon 😣

Jakeyjakey
We need to strap a GoPro to him. We could solve at least three paranormal mysteries per night

Jungwon
I'll be buying a cowbell tomorrow and taping it to his pajama shirt!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Gonna put that baby gate at our door

Jakeyjakey
I have trust issues now. Can't sleep. Can't blink. Sunghoon might whisper cryptic fruits again

Jakeyjakey
OMG HE'S BACK HELP AAAAAAA

Yoursassycutie🎀
NOOOOOO 😭😭😭

Jakeyjakey
He crawled in

Jakeyjakey
ON. ALL. FOURS.

Heerizzler
No bc why is that lowkey worse than walking 😭

Cornlover🌽
WTF

Jungwon
I heard scratching in the hall. THOUGHT IT WAS THE CAT. We don't even HAVE a cat!

Jakeyjakey
He sniffed my blanket. Deadass stood there, sniffed it, said "not ripe," and walked out

Yoursassycutie🎀
STOP

Jakeyjakey
I can't make this up. He looked at me. And whispered: "Your aura smells spicy"

Jakeyjakey
SPICY

Jungwon
HE'S IN OUR ROOM NOW

Rikijackson
I'm locking my door

Cornlover🌽
He stood in front of the mirror and whispered "kiss me back" to his reflection..

Jakeyjakey
Wait pause. That's kinda poetic. And sad :(

Heerizzler
Y'ALL. YALL

Heerizzler
He just climbed into my bed. Didn't say anything. Curled up like a cat. Head on my chest

Heerizzler
I think he purred

Jakeyjakey
Wait aww???

Yoursassycutie🎀
That's MY man??!

Jakeyjakey
Okay but that's kinda cute???

Jungwon
Why did you even let him in?!

Heerizzler
Thought It'd be fun 😍

Cornlover🌽
Possessed plushie energy

Yoursassycutie🎀
Why is he like this? Like he freaks me out but also??? I'd let him cuddle me while whispering vegetable threats

Heerizzler
True

[7:48 AM]

Simpforsunoo
Why is there glitter on my elbow, and why do I taste pickles?

Simpforsunoo
Also, why are my socks wet?

Jungwon
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