ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

29# ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴜᴘ

Jungwon
Could we please talk about what happened this morning?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Yeah, why the fuck did you two break up?

Rikijackson
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US?

Heerizzler
I still don't understand it

Jakeyjakey
You fucking cheated on me!

Simpforsunoo
What?!

Jungwon
Oh..

Cornlover🌽
Heeseung! Wtf!

Rikijackson
Even I am shocked

Yoursassycutie🎀
With whom?

Jungwon
It's not the time to ask that, I think 😦

Heerizzler
You guys are even on his side?!

Simpforsunoo
Uh.. of course

Cornlover🌽
Cheating is not cool, bro

Heerizzler
Omfg..

Jakeyjakey
He didn't even want to apologize 😔💔

Heerizzler
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I APOLOGIZE?!

Jakeyjakey
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON ME!

Heerizzler
IT WAS JUST A DREAM SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Wait, what?

Jungwon
Huh?

Rikijackson
So, wait, you broke up because of a dream?

Jakeyjakey
Yeah, I dreamt he cheated on me, and it felt so real 😖

Heerizzler
I can't believe you're ending things over a dream! 😪

Yoursassycutie🎀
This is some next-level drama, y'all..

Jungwon
Seriously, can't you guys just talk it out?

Cornlover🌽
Yeah, breaking up over a dream seems a bit extreme

Heerizzler
Thank you! Finally, someone sees reason here!

Jakeyjakey
But it felt so real that maybe he really cheated on me!

Yoursassycutie🎀
We need some popcorn for this 🍿

Heerizzler
Let me tell you something. I only want to feel Jake's lips on mine, and mine only. I would go to the ends of the earth, risk anything, just to taste the sweetness of his sweet lips. Every second, every thought, is filled with my man, okay? There's nobody else! I'd give up everything, even my soul, just to be with him. So, call me crazy if you want, but since it's been hours since I kissed my precious boyfriend, I'll do whatever it takes to kiss him right now

Yoursassycutie🎀
Um, okay then... That's one way to express your feelings, I guess

Simpforsunoo
I'm... speechless

Cornlover🌽
I think we all need a moment to process this

Jungwon
Yeah, that was unexpected

Yoursassycutie🎀
They aren't even answering anymore

Rikijackson
I bet Jake went over to Heeseung's room already

Simpforsunoo
They're probably making out rn

Yoursassycutie🎀
I want to make out, too

Jungwon
What?

Yoursassycutie🎀
What?

Simpforsunoo
I'm always ready 😘

Yoursassycutie🎀
🤭

Cornlover🌽
I'll just pretend I didn't hear that

Heerizzler
Guys, we're okay now

Jakeyjakey
🥰

Rikijackson
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