ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

82# ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡ

Jakeyjakey
Sunghoon. I just walked into your room and what the ACTUAL fuck is that on your bed?!

Simpforsunoo
Why were you in my room..

Jakeyjakey
I was looking for my charger, but now I found something I can never unsee

Yoursassycutie🎀
WAIT WHAT DID YOU FIND?IS IT THE CROCS WITH INDIVIDUAL TOE SLOTS?

Jakeyjakey
No worse. it's like... a body?

Rikijackson
I beg your pardon?

Cornlover🌽
A body… AS IN… a full person???

Jakeyjakey
No not like murder! It’s like… a BODY PILLOW???

Heerizzler
Wait wait wait like one of those anime ones or 😦

Jakeyjakey
NO. It’s not even anime. It’s HUMAN. Flesh colored. Arms. Chest. Thighs. It’s giving “uncanny valley boyfriend edition”

Jungwon
You sure it’s not an actual person?? do we need to check pulse??

Simpforsunoo
OKAY STOP, it’s called a SleepMate!
I saw it on TikTok 🥰

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU BOUGHT A PILLOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE AND PUT IT IN OUR HOME
WITHOUT TELLING ME???

Simpforsunoo
He makes me feel calm 😔
his name is Jinwoo

Rikijackson
JINWOO???? This man got lore..

Heerizzler
Sunghoon named it. We’ve entered the “delulu” stage

Jakeyjakey
bro I sat next to it, and IT CREAKED

Cornlover🌽
Why does your pillow have bones 😭

Jungwon
I just looked it up. “SleepMate 3000: Real-feel memory core. Arm tension. Breathable skin fabric.”

Jungwon
BREATHABLE. SKIN.

Yoursassycutie🎀
I hate every single word in that description

Jakeyjakey
Also. And I say this from the bottom of my heart. WHY IS THERE A HOLE???

Jungwon
A WHAT NOW???

Jakeyjakey
I touched the back to lift it, AND THERE IS A STRATEGICALLY PLACED
ACTUAL HOLE

Yoursassycutie🎀
OH MY GOD.

Rikijackson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cornlover🌽
oh nahhhh Sunghoon…

Simpforsunoo
IT’S FOR AIRFLOW! THE WEBSITE SAID “VENTILATION SLOT” I DON’T USE IT I SWEAR 😭😭

Jakeyjakey
AIRFLOW WHERE. INTO YOUR ASS?

Rikijackson
PAHAHAHAH

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU’VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A PILLOW THAT BREATHES???

Simpforsunoo
HOW IS THIS CONSIDERED CHEATING?!

Jakeyjakey
Not you defending your disgusting ass cuddling companion named Jinwoo

Cornlover🌽
I’m sorry, I’m still stuck on the part where you just SLEEP beside a haunted mattress

Rikijackson
Does Jinwoo have an instagram?
Asking for research purposes

Jungwon
WE NEED TO BURN IT. SUNGHOON YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO:
YOUR BOYFRIEND
TO HUMANITY
TO GOD

Simpforsunoo
I'm traumatized, too, okay.. it was supposed to help with anxiety

Yoursassycutie🎀
the only thing anxious is ME wondering what you and Jinwoo do after 11 p.m.

Jakeyjakey
I just want to sleep tonight without hearing squishy pillow man noises through the wall

Heerizzler
Plot twist: Jinwoo gains sentience and becomes your next roommate

Cornlover🌽
Plot twist 2: Jinwoo was already in another room. Waiting

Rikijackson
Plot twist 3: I'm scared to check under my bed now

Simpforsunoo
I didn’t know the hole would be this controversial 😭

Yoursassycutie🎀
IT IS, THOUGH