ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

93# ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄʜɪᴘ ʜᴇɪꜱᴛ

Cornlover🌽
I’m still mad at Sunoo

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU’RE mad at me?? You’re the one who started it

Jakeyjakey
here we go again 😮‍💨

Jungwon
Ok both of you stop. One at a time. Explain

Cornlover🌽
Fine. So yesterday I had ONE bag of chips, right?

Yoursassycutie
LIE. You had like three bags stashed in your drawer

Cornlover🌽
Can I speak??

Jungwon
Sunoo shhh. Let him finish

Cornlover🌽
ANYWAY. I open my bag and this man—this THIEF—just snatches it

Yoursassycutie🎀
I asked first!! Don’t twist it 😭

Cornlover🌽
You didn’t even wait for my answer!!

Yoursassycutie🎀
bc you were ignoring me!

Cornlover🌽
I was literally chewing

Heerizzler
This is so messy lol

Jungwon
So what happened exactly?

Cornlover🌽
He took half of it. HALF

Yoursassycutie🎀
omg stop exaggerating it was like… 5 chips

Cornlover🌽
Bro the bag only HAD 10 chips 💀💀

Jakeyjakey
10 chips?? what kinda broke bag is that

Simpforsunoo
Nah that’s robbery. 50% theft confirmed

Yoursassycutie🎀
No no no y’all don’t get it. He had like TWO more bags hidden

Cornlover🌽
those were SAVED for later 😤

Rikijackson
Ngl i’m siding with Sunoo. Finders keepers

Cornlover🌽
You weren’t even there stfu

Yoursassycutie🎀
Thank you Ni-ki. Finally someone logical 🙏

Jungwon
This isn’t about sides, it’s about resolving it, guys

Cornlover🌽
Ok but why does he always do this?? it’s not the first time

Yoursassycutie🎀
HELLO? you literally drank my banana milk last week

Cornlover🌽
You LEFT IT OPEN. that’s a crime against milk

Jakeyjakey
LMFAO “crime against milk”

Simpforsunoo
This is turning into a relationship counseling session

Cornlover🌽
NO bc he has no respect for personal property

Yoursassycutie🎀
And you’re selfish. You’d rather let food ROT than share

Cornlover🌽
“Selfish” says the guy who ate 7 dumplings in a row

Yoursassycutie🎀
they were SMALL dumplings omg

Cornlover🌽
Small?? THEY WERE THE SIZE OF MY FIST

Jungwon
STOP. Oh my god. I’m begging you two

Rikijackson
Solution: arm wrestle for custody of the snacks

Jakeyjakey
No no, gladiator battle. Winner takes all the chips.

Simpforsunoo
Just KISS already. We’re all tired

Cornlover🌽
I'm sorry?

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU want me to kiss HIM?!

Jungwon
I give up

Jakeyjakey
Wait but for real tho… who has snacks rn? I’m hungry

Cornlover🌽
Not sharing

Yoursassycutie🎀
Block me again and see what happens

Jungwon
New rule: no food in this chat ever again

Heerizzler
Good luck enforcing that