ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

71# ᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ

Rikijackson
Jake, did you read my diary?

Jakeyjakey
Uhh, no? Why?

Rikijackson
You corrected all my spelling mistakes…

Jungwon
Wait, WHAT?!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Jake, you can’t be serious. Did you actually go full grammar police on his diary?

Jakeyjakey
I DIDN’T TOUCH IT! I swear!

Rikijackson
Then explain why there are red pen marks all over it, and someone wrote “you’re better than this” next to every mistake!

Heerizzler
I'M WHEEZING

Jakeyjakey
I DIDN’T DO IT!

Simpforsunoo
Okay, but let’s be honest… this does sound like something Jake would do

Cornlover🌽
Yeah, Jake’s the type of guy to proofread love letters before you send them

Jakeyjakey
Proper spelling is important! But I didn’t do this!!

Rikijackson
So it’s just a coincidence that my diary is covered in YOUR handwriting?

Jakeyjakey
Wait, my handwriting? Are you sure? 😃

Rikijackson
Oh, I’m sure. I recognize your annoying little curly “R’s”

Jungwon
Not the curly R’s! 😭

Yoursassycutie🎀
Jake, just admit it. You’re caught

Jakeyjakey
Okay, look… IF I did it (not saying I did), it was just to help! Your diary looked like it was written by a 3rd grader!

Rikijackson
EXCUSE ME?!? 😨

Heerizzler
Jake, you might wanna stop talking before this gets worse.

Simpforsunoo
Too late. He’s digging his own grave. Keep going, Jake! 😍

Rikijackson
MY diary is for my thoughts! I don’t care if I misspell “beautiful” 12 times! It’s PRIVATE!

Jakeyjakey
I was just trying to make it better! You’ll thank me later when you reread it!

Cornlover🌽
LMAO. Why do you even care? Are you secretly judging all of us when we text now??

Jakeyjakey
No! …Well, maybe a little

Jungwon
This man really can’t resist correcting people. I bet he edits text messages befre sending them too

Jakeyjakey
There's an "o" missing, Jungwon..

Jungwon
Ooopsss

Heerizzler
Are you gonna start grading our group chats now?

Jakeyjakey
Don’t tempt me. Y’all could use some help

Rikijackson
Forget the group chat, let’s talk about my violated privacy!! 😔

Simpforsunoo
How bad were the spelling mistakes for you to risk getting caught?

Jakeyjakey
There was a part where he spelled “restaurant” as “restrunt.” I HAD to step in

Jungwon
Restrunt?? 💀 Okay, yeah, I’m kinda with Jake on this one

Rikijackson
Y’all are MISSING THE POINT! It’s MY diary! I could write “restarunt,” “restrunt,” or even “restauraunt” if I want to!!

Jakeyjakey
Not if it hurts my eyes

Yoursassycutie🎀
PAHAHAHA

Heerizzler
Do you have any self-control, Jake? 😮‍💨

Jakeyjakey
Clearly not when it comes to grammar

Rikijackson
You’re lucky I don’t strangle you the next time I see you

Cornlover🌽
Plot twist: Jake’s been keeping his OWN diary, and it’s 100% grammatically correct

Simpforsunoo
Guaranteed it’s titled “Diary of a Grammar King.”

Jakeyjakey
Okay, that’s actually a solid title. Noted

Rikijackson
IF YOU TOUCH MY DIARY AGAIN, I SWEAR-

Simpforsunoo
Hey, Ni-ki, maybe you should “accidentally” leave Jake’s diary out in the open. Revenge time.

Rikijackson
Oh, you’re absolutely right. It’s ON now

Yoursassycutie🎀
I wanna see this war unfold. Please keep us updated

Heerizzler
Jake’s about to regret every life choice

Jakeyjakey
Okay, let’s not get carried away…

Rikijackson
Too late. Jake, sleep with one eye open

Simpforsunoo
This is gonna be GOOD