Rikijackson
You know I love you guys so much, don't you?
Jungwon
Oh no
Heerizzler
What did you do this time, kid?
Rikijackson
I'm not a fucking kid, old man
Cornlover🌽
...
Heerizzler
😔
Rikijackson
But I still love you of course ❤️🥰😚
Jungwon
Woah
Jakeyjakey
What happened to him?
Yoursassycutie🎀
He probably burnt the microwave or something
Rikijackson
I didn't do anything! I just want to tell you guys how much I love you all 🥺
Cornlover🌽
Oh, hell nah
Jungwon
I love you too, Ni-ki 🥰
Heerizzler
Urm..
Rikijackson
😘🚨
Simpforsunoo
Are you two together?
Jungwon
Wtf
Jakeyjakey
Hearing Jungwon swear is music to my ears ❤️
Rikijackson
Reading*
Jakeyjakey
Bruh
Rikijackson
Anyways, can you guys do me a favor?
Cornlover🌽
I knew it!
Yoursassycutie🎀
Of course he wants something from us
Heerizzler
You don't actually love me? 😔💔
Simpforsunoo
...
Jakeyjakey
I love you instead! 😚❤️
Heerizzler
🥹🤧
Rikijackson
Can we get back to the favor?
Yoursassycutie🎀
No
Rikijackson
Great, so.. can anyone switch rooms with me?
Jakeyjakey
Why?
Cornlover🌽
Yeah, why?
Rikijackson
Well, there are 2 people in my room who can't let their hands off each other 🤨
Simpforsunoo
Oh, that sounds terrible
Yoursassycutie🎀
He means us, you idiot
Simpforsunoo
Oh
Jakeyjakey
What exactly are they doing?
Cornlover🌽
I don't think you want to know..
Jakeyjakey
But I'm curious!
Rikijackson
Trust me, you don't want to know. It's like watching a horror movie in real life..
Jakeyjakey
Oh damn, now I'm really curious 🫢
Rikijackson
I wish I could unsee it.. they're eating up each other like hungry bears 😰
Simpforsunoo
Hey, we're just showing our love for each other!
Yoursassycutie🎀
Yeah, you're just jealous you don't have someone to cuddle with 😒
Rikijackson
Jealous? More like terrified
Simpforsunoo
Just bear with us, then 🤩
Rikijackson
Anyways, who wants to switch rooms?
Heerizzler
...
Jakeyjakey
...
Jungwon
...
Cornlover🌽
...
Rikijackson
Come on! What about you, Heeseung?
Heerizzler
You can't separate me from my Jakey 🤧
Jakeyjakey
Yeah, I ain't going nowhere 🥹
Rikijackson
Seriously?
Yoursassycutie🎀
How dare you separate a couple, Ni-ki? ☹️
Simpforsunoo
Heeseung and Jake can't live without each other!
Rikijackson
Ugh, then what about Jungwon or Jay? You two aren't a couple
Cornlover🌽
...
Jungwon
I still wouldn't like to switch rooms with you
Cornlover🌽
Yeah, me neither
Yoursassycutie🎀
Seems like you can't escape us 😘
Rikijackson
Wait! I have an idea!
Heerizzler
Here it comes..
Rikijackson
Why don't Sunoo and Sunghoon switch rooms with Jay and Jungwon? Then we can be in a room of three!
Yoursassycutie🎀
I wouldn't have a problem with that
Simpforsunoo
Sounds good to me
Jakeyjakey
Jay? Jungwon?
Jungwon
Why do you want to switch rooms so badly?
Cornlover🌽
Yeah, just deal with them
Rikijackson
Why do YOU TWO want to stay in one room so badly?
Heerizzler
That's a bit sus 🤨
Simpforsunoo
They don't seem to want Ni-ki around
Heerizzler
They don't seem to want anyone around
Jakeyjakey
They seem to want to be alone 🤫
Rikijackson
Maybe they've got some secret late-night rituals they don't want us to know about..
Yoursassycutie🎀
Yeah, like them probably cuddling together
Simpforsunoo
Or maybe they have a secret relationship going on
Heerizzler
I bet they're giving each other good-night-kisses every day
Rikijackson
Yeah, Jungwon and Jay are definitely up to something. I mean, why else would they be so opposed to switching rooms?
Yoursassycutie🎀
It's obvious they're trying to keep their love affair a secret
Jakeyjakey
Well, whatever it is, it's clear they want to be alone together
Jungwon
Seriously, guys, you're reading way too much into this
Cornlover🌽
We just prefer our own company, that's all
Yoursassycutie🎀
Mhmm, sure you do 🥰
Simpforsunoo
Well, if you won't switch rooms, then I guess Ni-ki will just have to endure the lovey-dovey atmosphere a little longer 🤩
Heerizzler
Poor Ni-ki, stuck in a room with the lovebirds
Jakeyjakey
Hey, look on the bright side, at least you won't be lonely!
Rikijackson
Lonely my ass!
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FanfictionA chaotic group chat made by Jungwon, who had no idea what kind of messy chaos he was unleashing.. Highest ranking: 🥇#1 sunsun 🥇#1 jaywon 🥇#1 jake 🥇#1 heejake 🥇#1 sunoo 🥇#1 Heeseung 🥇#1 Jay
