ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

86# ɴɪ-ᴋɪ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ

Jakeyjakey
Okay. no memes. no emojis. We’re having a serious talk

Simpforsunoo
Wait for real or fake real

Jakeyjakey
REAL real

Jakeyjakey
We’re talking about Ni-ki, aka. the reason I wake up suspicious

Heerizzler
Oh god what did he do this time

Yoursassycutie🎀
Wait are we FINALLY addressing this??
I've been silently suffering since the glitter glue shampoo incident

Cornlover🌽
I still have mayo PTSD

Cornlover🌽
(I thought it was lotion. It was not lotion)

Jungwon
Can we go back to the part where he taped an “eviction notice” to my door, and I actually cried?

Rikijackson
Ok first of all, I made it look very official. i even used a red stamp 😛

Jakeyjakey
NI-KI. You replaced my toothpaste with cake frosting. It was mint flavored. You know how many layers of trust that violated??

Rikijackson
And yet you smiled after brushing. Deep down you enjoyed it

Rikijackson
#mintkink

Jakeyjakey
What the fuck

Heerizzler
He put googly eyes on my body wash and whispered “they’re always watching” when I showered

Cornlover🌽
Dude, what

Simpforsunoo
He put a fake spider in my cereal box and I dropped the bowl on my foot. I limped for a week!

Simpforsunoo
And he just said “natural selection"

Simpforsunoo
NATURAL SELECTION MY ASS

Yoursassycutie🎀
This mf cut the sleeves off all my hoodies and when i confronted him he said “you look better like this” 🥺

Cornlover🌽
You replaced my CORN SNACKS with baby carrots and then left a note that said “health is wealth” 💀

Jungwon
He put a Bluetooth speaker under my bed and played a low growling sound at 2am for three nights straight

Jungwon
I thought the dorm was haunted

Rikijackson
It’s called sound therapy. Y’all ungrateful

Jakeyjakey
You’re not a misunderstood genius. You’re a PRANK CRIMINAL

Heerizzler
We’re not even mad anymore. We're just... tired

Simpforsunoo
Sleeping with one eye open is exhausting bro

Jakeyjakey
Just apologize. ONE sorry. Even a lowercase one. We’ll accept it

Rikijackson
Nah

Yoursassycutie🎀
YOU’RE SICK

Cornlover🌽
He’s not gonna learn unless we hit back

Heerizzler
I say we replace all his socks with wet ones

Rikijackson
They’ll dry?

Jakeyjakey
Switch his shampoo with ketchup

Rikijackson
As if I wouldn't notice

Simpforsunoo
Change his ringtone to the Peppa Pig intro

Rikijackson
I'll just change it back? Lmao

Rikijackson
Y’all can try, but i have seen things. Done things. You will never break me

Jakeyjakey
Bro acts like he’s been through a villain origin story but all he did was superglue my fork to the table

Rikijackson
And it was iconic. The way you struggled in silence. Cinema 😍

Yoursassycutie🎀
Okay. then we’re forming a committee:
Anti-Ni-ki Chaos Alliance

Jungwon
Meetings every thursday

Rikijackson
You will never win

Cornlover🌽
We just want shampoo that isn’t sticky

Heerizzler
And cereal without screaming

Simpforsunoo
And safety

Rikijackson
You’ll miss me when i’m gone

Jakeyjakey
No. we’ll throw a party!

Rikijackson
Whatever. Y'all are soft

Yoursassycutie🎀
And you’re on thin ice. Sleep tight, prank prince. The war has begun