ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

70# ᴄᴏʀɴ ᴠɪʀᴜꜱ

Cornlover🌽
Guys, something’s wrong with my phone. Weird stuff keeps popping up, and I think I have a virus or something??

Jakeyjakey
LMAO. Jay, what have you been searching, my dude?

Rikijackson
Right? Viruses don’t just appear. What were you clicking on? 🤨

Cornlover🌽
NO! It’s nothing like that!! I didn’t click on anything weird!

Heerizzler
Are you sure about that?

Cornlover🌽
I just... downloaded this app that promised to track my corn consumption…

Yoursassycutie🎀
CORN CONSUMPTION?!

Jungwon
Why would you even need that???

Heerizzler
Wait, hold up. You downloaded some random sketchy app to track CORN? And now your phone is cursed?

Rikijackson
Nah, bro, we need answers. What kind of “weird stuff” is popping up?

Cornlover🌽
It’s like… creepy ads, random apps I didn’t download, and my phone just started vibrating out of nowhere earlier!

Simpforsunoo
Vibrating out of nowhere, huh? 👀

Jakeyjakey
What EXACTLY have you been doing with your phone? Be honest 😨

Cornlover🌽
STOP! IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! I SWEAR!

Simpforsunoo
Next, you’re gonna say it was “for research purposes.”

Heerizzler
You better pray we don’t find out what you’ve really been up to..

Cornlover🌽
I’M TELLING THE TRUTH! It’s not even letting me delete the app. My wallpaper just changed to… some creepy cornfield picture?!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Not the cursed cornfield wallpaper 😭💀

Jakeyjakey
You’ve awakened the Corn Demon. You’re done for, bro

Cornlover🌽
That's not funny at all, Jake

Simpforsunoo
Imagine getting haunted by corn. That’s such a Jay problem

Cornlover
Imagine being so obsessed with someone to print out their pictures and hang them on your wall

Simpforsunoo
...

Heerizzler
Omg, I was wondering already

Rikijackson
Wondering about what?

Heerizzler
Sunoo's pictures above Sunghoon's desk

Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh

Simpforsunoo
I can't help it 🤧

Yoursassycutie🎀
That's so cute 🥰

Simpforsunoo
Really?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Yeah, I mean, I'd also want my photos on my wall tbh

Jungwon
What

Yoursassycutie🎀
Thanks for the idea 😘

Simpforsunoo
😘🫶❤️❤️❤️💘

Rikijackson
Please let this kind of love never find me 🙏

Jakeyjakey
Anyways..

Cornlover🌽
Guys, can we get back to the topic?

Jungwon
Please..

Rikijackson
No, but why are you even downloading apps from random shady websites! How did you not see this coming??

Cornlover🌽
I thought it was legit! It had 2 reviews, and both were 5 stars!

Jungwon
2 reviews?? That’s your red flag right there, genius 😮‍💨

Heerizzler
I’m crying. Imagine risking your phone’s life for CORN.

Cornlover🌽
Stop laughing! My phone just started playing creepy whispers. I’m actually freaking out now!

Jakeyjakey
Whispers?! Nah, this sounds like the start of a horror movie

Simpforsunoo
Imagine explaining this to a tech repair guy: “Yeah, my phone is possessed by corn.” 💀

Cornlover🌽
IT’S NOT FUNNY! The screen just glitched, and now there’s a kernel of corn in the middle of it… like, it’s a photo, but it won’t go away!

Yoursassycutie🎀
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. You got cursed for your love of corn 🌽😭

Heerizzler
Just admit it. You downloaded something sus and got caught. We won’t judge… much. Well, maybe..

Cornlover🌽
I SWEAR IT WAS JUST A CORN APP!

Rikijackson
You mean a por-

Jakeyjakey
Do nawwtt finish that sentence!

Jungwon
What’s the app called? Asking for a friend btw

Yoursassycutie🎀
Uhh?? 😀

Cornlover🌽
CornKing Tracker Pro

Jakeyjakey
CornKing Tracker Pro? 💀 Yeah, that sounds TOTALLY legit

Simpforsunoo
Bro, you basically asked to be hacked

Rikijackson
Can we just appreciate how this man managed to give his phone a corn virus of all things?

Cornlover🌽
I hate all of you. I’m deleting the app

Heerizzler
Good luck with that

Jakeyjakey
Don’t forget to burn your phone after. Just in case 😇

Cornlover🌽
Y’all are the worst

I don't even know I came up with that..