ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

88# ɪᴛ'ꜱ 2ᴘᴍ, ʙᴀʙʏɢɪʀʟ!

Simpforsunoo
HELLO why is Heeseung still asleep it’s literally 2PM???

Jungwon
I walked past his door and I heard NOTHING. He might be dead

Yoursassycutie🎀
Or possessed

Cornlover🌽
Can we wake him or is this like a Sleeping Beauty situation

Rikijackson
Let me get a bucket

Jakeyjakey
NO

Simpforsunoo
Not again. Last time you almost drowned Jay in apple juice

Cornlover🌽
Which was WEIRDLY sticky btw?? WHY was it WARM

Rikijackson
Because I care 🥰

Yoursassycutie🎀
😦

Jakeyjakey
Okay we need ideas. How do we wake him up... gently?

Simpforsunoo
Gentle is boring. Let’s drop a bluetooth speaker in his room playing dramatic anime openings

Jungwon
I’d cry tbh

Rikijackson
OR hear me out: we put a bunch of uncooked spaghetti in his shoes and set off the fire alarm

Jakeyjakey
WHAT IS THE CONNECTION

Rikijackson
There is none. That’s why it’s brilliant!

Simpforsunoo
What if we just told him someone’s flirting with Jake again. He’d jump out of his bed in seconds

Jakeyjakey
Why do I feel attacked

Cornlover🌽
Or say there’s free skincare samples in the hallway

Jungwon
Guys he’s not a raccoon you can lure with shiny things

Simpforsunoo
This would work on Sunoo, though

Yoursassycutie🎀
Guilty

Rikijackson
Challenge accepted

Jungwon
Okay but for real, what did he even DO last night to be asleep like this

Jakeyjakey
He said something about "resetting his sleep schedule"

Yoursassycutie🎀
By staying up until sunrise?

Cornlover🌽
Classic Heeseung logic: “I’ll fix my body by breaking it more”

Rikijackson
Maybe he was reading fanfics again. He gets dramatic about it. I once heard him say “this is better than real love” at 3AM

Jungwon
NO BC I HEARD THAT TOO

Jakeyjakey
He probably fell asleep crying over anime deaths again

Cornlover🌽
Okay so options to wake him:
- Water
- Music
- Fake emergencies
- Spaghetti (?)

Jakeyjakey
I hate that spaghetti is an option

Jungwon
Okay, I’m going in. Knocking first

Jungwon
He grunted at me 😐

Simpforsunoo
A grunt is progress

Jakeyjakey
I say we blast Jungkook solos at max volume and pray for forgiveness

Rikijackson
Or release a raccoon into his room

Simpforsunoo
YES

Cornlover🌽
NO

Heerizzler
Why are y’all trying to summon Satan outside my door

Jakeyjakey
OH MY GOD HE LIVES ❤️

Simpforsunoo
Good MORNING sleepy demon 😚

Yoursassycutie🎀
Welcome back to consciousness. It’s 2:27PM

Rikijackson
Be honest. Were you reading fanfics last night? 🤨

Heerizzler
I don’t need this harassment. I need iced coffee

Rikijackson
Poured over your head?