Heerizzler
The front door just opened
Cornlover🌽
What?
Yoursassycutie🎀
Was it the wind? 😇
Heerizzler
No babe, it had AirPods, slides, and wore a black jacket. Ni-ki is gone
Simpforsunoo
LMFAOOO not him pulling a 2am ghost exit 😭
Jakeyjakey
HE'S SNEAKING OUT?
Cornlover🌽
He's getting older, y'all
Jungwon
Are you guys SERIOUS right now?! It's 2am!
Where is he???
Heerizzler
U sound like his mom rn
Yoursassycutie🎀
He's totally meeting up with girls 😍
Simpforsunoo
Plural 💀
Jakeyjakey
Girls 🤨
Cornlover🌽
Maybe he's batman
Jungwon
You're all making jokes but what if something HAPPENED?? Like what if he was kidnapped??
Jungwon
Or worse, doing illegal things?!
Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh no not the illegal things 😔
Simpforsunoo
Sounds sexy ngl
Rikijackson
Can y'all chill? I'm literally just getting some nuggets
Jungwon
YOU LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE?
Heerizzler
Nuggets over friendship huh 😭
Jakeyjakey
That's not very teamwork makes the dreamwork of you
Yoursassycutie🎀
Sooo you weren't meeting girls?
Rikijackson
I'm an adult. I can meet girls AND get nuggets at the same time
Jakeyjakey
...
Yoursassycutie🎀
...
Heerizzler
...
Cornlover🌽
...
Jungwon
Get your ass back home, kid
Cornlover🌽
how'd u even sneak out? 👀
Rikijackson
Simple. Jungwon was watching his 40-minute skincare YouTube, Sunghoon was flirting with ChatGPT again, and everyone else was deep in TikTok brain rot
Rikijackson
Nobody even noticed
Simpforsunoo
I feel attacked but also read
Jungwon
YOU COULD'VE BEEN MURDERED
Rikijackson
Over nuggets?
Jakeyjakey
That's honestly how I thought I'd go tbh
Heerizzler
He better bring back fries
Yoursassycutie🎀
If he brings back ONE sauce packet I'm throwing hands
Jungwon
This isn't funny. What if you got arrested?
Rikijackson
Then I'd be ✨emotionally unavailable✨
but with a criminal record!
Rikijackson
Bonus points
Jungwon
YOU GUYS. I'm trying to keep this group functioning
Rikijackson
Jungwon pls. You're not my legal guardian
Jungwon
I STILL HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES
Yoursassycutie🎀
bring me back a sweet and sour or i'm snitching to your real mom
Rikijackson
Fuck you
Jungwon
If you're not back in 15 minutes I'm calling the police
Rikijackson
Tell them I'm wearing slides and living my truth 🏃♂️💨
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ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT
FanfictionA chaotic group chat made by Jungwon, who had no idea what kind of messy chaos he was unleashing.. Highest ranking: 🥇#1 sunsun 🥇#1 jaywon 🥇#1 jake 🥇#1 heejake 🥇#1 sunoo 🥇#1 Heeseung 🥇#1 Jay
