ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

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Jakeyjakey
hey uh, who just walked past the living room wearing a crop top and a cowboy hat???

Cornlover🌽
Wait what

Heerizzler
What are you even talking about

Jungwon
I saw it too! It didn’t blink. That wasn’t a person.

Simpforsunoo
Cut the cameras. What is going ON

Yoursassycutie🎀
OH! That’s my new cardboard cutout of Yeonjun from TXT!! Isn’t he STUNNING???

Cornlover🌽
Cardboard???

Jakeyjakey
You’re telling me I almost flirted with PAPER

Heerizzler
To be fair he looked kind of confident

Simpforsunoo
Babe

Yoursassycutie🎀
??

Simpforsunoo
When you said you were getting "room decor" I didn’t know you meant a 6-foot-tall man

Yoursassycutie🎀
Don’t be jealous! I still love you more than my cardboard boyfriend (barely)

Cornlover🌽
Bro why do these even EXIST. who wakes up like “yeah lemme manufacture 700 hot fake men and sell them”???

Heerizzler
Capitalism

Jakeyjakey
Hey @Heerizzler, should I buy us a cardboard set of each other so we can be a power couple and have backup versions in case of emergencies? 😍

Heerizzler
I’d rather you didn’t, but now I’m scared you already did

Jakeyjakey
....no comment

Rikijackson
You’re all genuinely insane

Rikijackson
Cardboard. People. In our HOUSE

Yoursassycutie🎀
First of all: don’t hate the decor!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Second: he watches me while I sleep. It’s comforting 🤗

Simpforsunoo
See. That’s the part. That’s the part where I start questioning if I’m the side piece :(

Cornlover🌽
Imagine walking in at 3am and just seeing Yeonjun silently judging you from across the room

Jungwon
I’d simply pass away

Simpforsunoo
Does he have a name? Or do you just call him “daddy cardboard”?

Yoursassycutie🎀
EXCUSE ME. He is respectfully referred to as “Mr. Choi”

Jakeyjakey
Can’t wait for Sunghoon to fight a piece of printed cardboard for dominance

Heerizzler
"man vs ink"

Simpforsunoo
Do you think he’d like me though?  hypothetically?

Rikijackson
PLEASE don’t hypothetically flirt with the cardboard. I am BEGGING you 🙏

Simpforsunoo
what if I just wanna… hold hands with him

Cornlover🌽
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT SOUNDED SUSPICIOUS

Jungwon
I hate this timeline

Jakeyjakey
Lowkey tho where did you order him from?? asking for a friend

Rikijackson
Friend 💀

Yoursassycutie🎀
I’ll send the link. 10/10 recommend. He’s double-sided AND slightly glossy

Simpforsunoo
Double-sided. oh?? So I’m being replaced twice now?? Front and back???

Yoursassycutie🎀
Nooo! You’re my real man. Yeonjun is just my emotional support

Cornlover🌽
This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever witnessed

Heerizzler
I’m duct taping a note to him that says “You’re not real” every time I walk past

Rikijackson
New rule: no more life-sized ANYTHING in this dorm

Jakeyjakey
no bc if I wake up and forget he's there, I’m fighting for my life

Jungwon
He’s standing next to the fridge now. I nearly screamed

Yoursassycutie🎀
He guards the snacks. He’s part of the family now. Deal with it!

Simpforsunoo
If I catch him in my spot on the bed I’m calling an exorcist

Jakeyjakey
This dorm needs holy water

Heerizzler
and maybe therapy

Yoursassycutie🎀
Y’all are just mad he slays harder than all of us combined.

Simpforsunoo
Not harder than me

Rikijackson
Jealous ass

Cornlover🌽
You’re emotionally unstable

Simpforsunoo
Exactly. now who’s buying me my own cardboard bf?

Jakeyjakey
I’m starting a group order

Yoursassycutie🎀
That was not my plan..