ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

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Rikijackson
Happy Father’s Day to all of you who can never be fathers! <3

Simpforsunoo
Ever heard of mpreg?

Rikijackson
I immediately regret speaking

Jakeyjakey
My back has been hurting all morning.
I think it’s the weight…
Of the baby

Heerizzler
He’s in his third trimester of delusion so please be respectful 🙏

Simpforsunoo
We’re registering for prenatal yoga. Sunoo keeps trying to do handstands. The baby’s dizzy now

Yoursassycutie🎀
He’s dramatic. It’s not even showing yet.
I have a glow though 😍

Jungwon
We're really doing this?

Cornlover🌽
Don’t. Please 🙏

Jungwon
Too late. I’ve felt fluttering

Rikijackson
What the actual fuck

Jakeyjakey
The nurse said Im carrying high. Emotionally 😔

Heerizzler
Last night he cried because the fridge light was too bright.

Heerizzler
"You're overstimulating the baby,” he whispered

Jakeyjakey
It's true!

Rikijackson
Why are you all like this? Why is this group chat your chosen place to roleplay mpreg?!

Heerizzler
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS SHIT!

Rikijackson
I JUST SAID Y'ALL COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS WTF? SO WHY?

Jakeyjakey
Because this is a safe space. For wombs that don’t exist

Jakeyjakey
And babies that live only in our minds

Jakeyjakey
And lower backs that ache with destiny

Jungwon
Jake texted me “kick” at 3AM and when I replied “what?” he said
“THE BABY JUST DID.”

Jungwon
I AM TERRIFIED

Simpforsunoo
Well, we’re doing a water birth but like, in an infinity pool 😍

Yoursassycutie🎀
Yup 💘

Rikijackson
I’m begging. BEGGING you all to go outside and touch some grass

Jakeyjakey
Can’t. Bedrest. Doctor’s orders

Yoursassycutie🎀
The “doctor” is a quiz I took on BuzzFeed called “What Kind of Pregnant Are You?”

Yoursassycutie🎀
I got “emotionally volatile but fashion-forward.” Felt seen

Jungwon
If I hear the word womb one more time I will cry

Jungwon
I tried playing along with you guys, but this really is weird 😧

Rikijackson
You’ve all lost your minds and your uteruses

Jakeyjakey
Joke’s on you

Yoursassycutie🎀
My uterus is in my heart 💅

Rikijackson
Oh my god..

Jakeyjakey
Also, I think the baby just kicked the remote off the couch. It’s got opinions already! 😱

Yoursassycutie🎀
Classic. My little diva already refusing to share screen time 😔

Rikijackson
Please stop! This chat is the actual horror!

Simpforsunoo
You’re just jealous your baby can’t do prenatal yoga 🙃

Jakeyjakey
Update: baby just demanded avocado toast. And a Spotify playlist.

Heerizzler
Jake.. 😟

Jakeyjakey
Love u too 😘

Yoursassycutie🎀
Mine’s already asking for a private jet and a stylist

Rikijackson
Okay, THIS is where I officially unsubscribe from life

Jakeyjakey
Can’t unsubscribe. Too many kicks

Jungwon
I’ve started muting notifications

Cornlover🌽
Same. It’s the only way to survive

Simpforsunoo
You’ll come around when you hear the heartbeat remix I made

Jakeyjakey
Heartbeat remix? OMG SEND

Yoursassycutie🎀
Yes please. We need a soundtrack for labor!

Rikijackson
This is the worst day of my life

Jakeyjakey
Last thing — if the baby’s born and it swipes right on Tinder? I’m disowning

Jungwon
I think this one was for you, Heeseung

Heerizzler
I'm scared

Rikijackson
I’m hiding under the bed

Jungwon
Same. Good luck with your imaginary babies, y’all!

Jakeyjakey
Thanks for the support, Jungwon

Simpforsunoo
🫃🏻

Heerizzler
Oh, come on