ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

75# ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ

Yoursassycutie🎀
Y'all... I think I used someone else's toothbrush this morning...

Jakeyjakey
I need you to start that sentence again but this time lie

Rikijackson
No. Immediate mouth cleansing. Gargle with fire

Simpforsunoo
Hold up. HOW do you "think"? Did you black out mid-brush??

Yoursassycutie🎀
I was still half asleep!! It looked like mine. Pink. Glitter. Normal. UNTIL I noticed the bristles were weirdly frayed?? 😖

Jungwon
Oh no.

Simpforsunoo
That means someone's been vigorously brushing with it

Cornlover🌽
...

Jakeyjakey
Jay?

Yoursassycutie🎀
TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

Cornlover🌽
Okay. So. Hypothetically. If two people own the same glittery pink toothbrush and keep them in the same cup...

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'M GOING TO THROW UP

Rikijackson
You swapped spit with Jay 😝

Simpforsunoo
Do we start calling you Jay-sseycutie now?

Yoursassycutie🎀
DO NOT SHIP ME WITH THE TOOTHBRUSH BANDIT

Heerizzler
Too late.

Jungwon
I'm not emotionally prepared for this morning

Cornlover🌽
To be fair, it's not like I knew we had the same toothbrush. Mine was the last one at the store. Glittery Barbie edition. It SPARKLES.

Yoursassycutie🎀
OH MY GOD that's the exact one I have. Did you also get the two-pack???

Cornlover🌽
Wait... two-pack?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Jay ISTG

Cornlover🌽
WHAT IF WE'VE BEEN ROTATING THE SAME TWO TOOTHBRUSHES FOR WEEKS

Jakeyjakey
I need to scream into a pillow

Heerizzler
I'm canceling your dentist appointments and scheduling an exorcist instead

Simpforsunoo
Does this mean... you've technically kissed?

Yoursassycutie🎀
SUNGHOON SHUT YOUR WHOLE MOUTH

Cornlover🌽
Technically it was just mouth-adjacent cross-contact (I just googled this help)

Jungwon
Okay, Dr. Germ. That doesn't make it better.

Jakeyjakey
We need a toothbrush protocol.

Rikijackson
Labeled. Separated. Locked in safes 😐

Yoursassycutie🎀
I'm buying one with LED lights and a built-in alarm if touched!

Heerizzler
Honestly I'm switching to chewing gum. Brushing is cancelled 😦

Yoursassycutie🎀
I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS DORM

Jakeyjakey
I swear if I find anyone using my tongue scraper I will set this whole building on fire..

Cornlover🌽
Sooo... do I throw it out or like... are we just trauma bonded now?

Yoursassycutie🎀
THROW. IT. OUT.

Jungwon
You are banned from glitter!!!!

Jakeyjakey
Y'all got Barbie x Colgate trauma now

Simpforsunoo
Barbgivitis

Jungwon
Shut UP.

Heerizzler
Okay but fr we're all going to the store today. New toothbrushes. New identities. New lives

Rikijackson
Burn the bathroom to cleanse the vibe

Cornlover🌽
Can I get a toothbrush shaped like corn?

Jakeyjakey
If you show up with a corn brush, I'm never speaking to you again

Simpforsunoo
I want one that sings when I brush. Like a toothbrush Beyoncé

Heerizzler
I'm gonna duct tape mine to my wall like modern art

Jungwon
I'm getting one with spikes. You touch it, you bleed.

Rikijackson
Y'all are acting like this is Mario Kart DLC

Cornlover🌽
Wait what aisle are the emotional support toothbrushes in?

Simpforsunoo
Right next to the therapy floss and toothpaste for the broken

Jakeyjakey
We're gonna walk into Target like
"Hi, we had a dental scandal and need to
rebuild"

Heerizzler
We should all get matching ones. But label them like:
• "Do Not Touch"
• "Definitely Not Yours"
• "If You Use This, I Will Cry"

Jakeyjakey
I hate all of this and yet I can't look away