Yo yo- this is a Christmas special, which is super cool. Uh- this does not relate to the current plot of the story, but it is still pretty cool. Thank you all for being here, you all are pretty cool too.
Have a happy holiday✨
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Another expensive month, and in the eyes of the Third Reich, a useless one.
It was all a stupid gimmick to produce hope in the hearts and minds of brain dead people. Who will spend the month before, during, and after the dumb holiday forcing gingerbread down your throat and making you sit through the cringiest holiday filled romance movies to ever bare this earth.
So Reich didn't like Christmas too much. You could call him the Grinch if you will. To which he would glare at you for trying to associate his attitude about the holiday to the very holiday he despises.
It was a pretty big mess honestly.
Not as big as a mess his office would be making though. Because just like Halloween, someone decided to, instead of giving them the holiday off to ice skate into trees, to force them all to attend a horrible holiday party once more.
Which also invited Reich's greatest enemy.
Children.
Those nasty beings, there where countless reasons to dislike them.
They're needy, loud, sticky, money stealing, little vomiting creates that make you feel like a horrible person. And they will continue to be these things until they hit at least seventeen, twenty if your unlucky.
It's sounds wonderful, doesn't it?
Reich sighed as he stared at the horribly decorated office.
This was truly a nightmare.
So many bratty children running around.
Which included America.
The sunglass wearing country was running around in a Santa costume doing who knows what.
Reich barely dodged him as he ran down the hallway, as he toppled over anyone in his way.
The German scoffed as he ran by, people where so rude know a days, it was crazy.
He continued down the hall, making his way to the 'main event', where FI and JE where.
It felt like a lifetime since he last saw them.
He couldn't help but smile at little bit remembering their Halloween fiasco. Perhaps if the Italian passed out again they could be out of here much sooner than later.
The German walked into the overly decorated room.
At least the lights where dimmed, but that was only done so the Christmas tree could truly stick out as it should.
Reich stared at the monstrosity of a tree. It had so many decorations on it it was practically tipping over.
He cringed at its messy decor. For a minute he felt embarrassed for his country being the one to start the tradition of the tree.
But that was not important at the moment. He would be surrounded by screaming children and blaring lights well into the night, so for now he will just have to deal with the petty decor.
He scanned the room, searching for the absolutely wonderful snack bar, and his two dumb friends.
He succeeded in finding both of these things, and at the same time coincidentally.
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Fanfic✨THIS BOOK IS MATURE✨ ❤️NOW YOU KNOW❤️ Reich walked carefully. His body ached as he could feel pain running through him. It was a miracle he could even stand. He glared at the Russian. "Why. Why would you do this.." Reich sobbed, not able to hold hi...
