A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me,sir,but does your dog bite?" A jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard,the dog begins snarling and growling,and then attacks the jogger's leg, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man mutters"Ain't my dog"
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Lolz Jokes
RandomBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
