Bad news and Good news + hugot line

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Jenny: I have some bad news :(

Hannah:Yeah me too. I caught spencer cheating on me. :(

Jenny: Oh well then i have good news :)

Hannah: What?

Jenny:I hit him with my car :)

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Hugot line #5

Today i called the police:

"911, what's your emergency?"

I can't find my boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Since when?"

Since childhood!

Random people:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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