True man

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Son: *Comes out of room with excitement* Dad, good news!

Dad:What,what is it!?

Son:I had sex!

Dad:Well that is good son, now you are a true man.

Son:Yes!

Dad:Well sit here and tell me all about it.

Son:I can't my ass hurt.

Dad: O_o

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