Drunk +Hugot line

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(In a text)

Friend 1:Dude you should stop drinking...

Friend 2:Why?

Friend 1:Remember last night?

Friend 2:Yeah but i wasn't really drunk...

Friend:DUDE! YOU ALMOST JUMP DOWN FROM THE 15th FLOOR SINGING I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

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Hugot line#2

roses are red,

Grasses are green,

The only text i get from my crush,

Is Last seen!

Random people:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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